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Clavicular walked out of his 60 Minutes interview after one question about Andrew Tate.
He accused the reporter of making it political, then tried to hit back:
“Too bad I didn’t have time to look into who your wife cheated with.”
“I’m not married, Clav.”
Clavicular offered him looksmaxxing lessons, thanked him for his time, and walked off set.
A 14-year-old started taking testosterone because working out natural was "completely inefficient." His parents kept confiscating it. He kept getting more
His mom competed in bodybuilding shows. There was a gym in the house. By 8th grade he was reading forums about training, then diets, then pharmacology
He made it three weeks into college. Someone anonymously sent the school his videos about peptides. He came back from the cafeteria and found administrators in his dorm with everything laid out in front of them. "And yeah, that was the end of it"
So he went back to a normal job. "I was just a guy working in a restaurant." He posted on TikTok as a meme, not planning to make money from it
Then in 2025 he got invited onto big live streams to talk about looksmaxxing. He set one number in his head to quit his job: $10,000 a month. "I achieved that almost immediately." Two weeks after monetizing, he stopped working
Now he streams on Kick, gets paid by the hour and launched an app that scans your face and scores your ratios. He got a rhinoplasty and had his ears pinned back. He can't walk outside without security
He told Dave Rubin he isn't streaming as a hobby. "I'm doing it to make money"
Is Clavicular the smartest 20-year-old businessman on the internet, or the most expensive lesson his followers will ever pay for?
Andrew Tate told Clavicular to his face that his looks aren't why girls approach him at the club.
"You're getting girls because of who you are, because you're famous, people know you and you're streaming."
"If you have no clout, no money, no social status, you'll soon realize looksmaxxing has limitations."
Clavicular went on TMZ Sports and called fantasy football a hobby for broke 30-year-olds.
“You’re 30 years old, your finances are outside the ideal, and you’re playing fantasy football? Are you f*cking kidding me?”
“I don’t think anyone should be playing fantasy sports whatsoever.”
Clavicular analyzed Dave Rubin's face live and told him his jaw grows in the wrong direction.
Rubin asked him to be completely honest.
"You've got a bit high of a mandibular plane."
"It's a little bit too downward grown."
He then explained that Rubin's jaw angles face inward instead of outward, reducing his facial harmony.
Clavicular says his collapse on stream going viral right before a club opening was the goal.
On what actually happened:
"I just literally had not eaten that day and consumed too much alcohol and just knocked out a little bit. I didn't overdose or anything."
On the headlines:
"The intended goal was hit, right? It went extremely viral, and then you had the club opening."
Clavicular says women are the biggest waste of time for any young man trying to make it.
"Women are the most unproductive thing to any young aspirational male."
On why:
"If your entire day consists of swiping on dating apps and going to do cold approaches, that's really not going to leave much of your time to actually max out the things that matter."
Clavicular says he'd choose Gavin Newsom over JD Vance for one reason: Newsom mogs him.
"Why would I want someone to represent the country that has poor facial aesthetics?"
When Trump came up:
"Trump mogs. That's why he won. He's got an extremely wide facial width to height ratio."
When she asked if ranking men by looks was a little gay:
"Based on objective mathematics, this person looks better than this person."
Clavicular’s looksmaxxing camp taught a 5'10 guy to claim he was 6'1 and wear height inserts on the date.
The reason?
“Girls can actually filter out all the profiles below six feet.”
Then they opened Photoshop and reshaped Kendall Jenner’s nose and jaw.
“A more ascended version of Kendall Jenner.”
Clavicular says girls left their boyfriends ON THE SPOT to come hang out with him.
When explaining why he really streamed the clubs:
"Girls leaving their boyfriends on the spot to come hang out with me."
He says it wasn't entertainment. It was hypergamy in real time, and proof his message was never just a basement rant.
Clavicular told 60 Minutes he'd rather be at the club than doing their interview.
When asked if he lives a happy, fulfilling life:
"For the most part. I just generally don't want to be doing this right now. I had something else I had to do."
When asked what he was missing:
"I wanted to go to a club."
"It'd certainly be a lot more fun than this. No offense."
Clavicular walked out of his 60 Minutes interview after one question about Andrew Tate.
He accused the reporter of making it political, then tried to hit back:
“Too bad I didn’t have time to look into who your wife cheated with.”
“I’m not married, Clav.”
Clavicular offered him looksmaxxing lessons, thanked him for his time, and walked off set.
Clavicular told the 60 Minutes reporter to his face that his career only exists because of his looks.
When the reporter argued that character and intelligence matter more:
"It's very unlikely that you would have the career that you do if you didn't have the looks package."
When asked whether bald or overweight journalists can still succeed:
"Of course. But you would have had to overcome that disparity by being a lot better in other metrics."
Clavicular walked out of his 60 Minutes interview after one question about Andrew Tate.
He accused the reporter of making it political, then tried to hit back:
“Too bad I didn’t have time to look into who your wife cheated with.”
“I’m not married, Clav.”
Clavicular offered him looksmaxxing lessons, thanked him for his time, and walked off set.
Clavicular lasted THREE WEEKS in college before someone snitched to the university about his peptide stack.
He was 18 and documenting everything online when someone anonymously sent the videos to the school.
He returned from the cafeteria to find administrators inside his dorm room with every peptide laid out in front of them:
“And yeah, that was the end of it.”
Clavicular rated prime Elvis Presley a 4.75/10 and called his face “below average.”
When Patrick Bet-David gave peak Elvis a perfect 10, Clavicular immediately disagreed:
“I’m actually going to give him a 4.75. I consider that a below-average face.”
His reason?
“His face lacks angularity and forward growth in the maxilla. That’s why it looks extremely flat.”
Is he seeing facial structure everyone else ignored, or has looksmaxxing completely fried his perception?
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D’Aydrian Harding says finding out about taxes after making his first million ruined being rich.
When asked how he felt when he made his first million dollars:
"I was like 'f*ck taxes' until I got an accountant and a team. My first time paying taxes, I owed $600,000."
On why he still doesn't feel wealthy at all:
"Taxes are the biggest scam. Every time that year comes around, they just take your money again."
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Clavicular says being emotionally flatlined is the key to being successful.
When asked if having no emotions stops him from enjoying life:
"Yeah, usually people who are low-inhib and do impulsive sh*t all the time have a lot of fun doing so."
On why he still chooses to be emotionless:
"Being pretty emotionally flatlined allows you to be a lot more successful."
Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney looks like shit and is impossible to find attractive.
When the host asks if Sydney Sweeney is the hottest girl:
"No, I think that b*tch looks like shit."
When the host argues that her body makes up for it:
"Yeah, but it's just hard to get over that face."
Clavicular rates a girl a 3.5 on Fresh & Fit and diagnoses her with fetal alcohol syndrome live on air.
When explaining his rating:
"It looks like she's got alcohol fetal syndrome to some degree, so I'm going to give her a 3.5."
When another girl explains what that actually means, she tries to defend her mom:
"She would only drink wine."
Clavicular says he can’t enjoy normal life because he sees past the lies that low-sentience people believe in.
When asked what people don’t understand about him:
"I don't think anyone will ever really understand me. I don’t really like to get that deep with people. Never have, probably never will."
When asked why he feels disconnected from everyone else:
"I feel like I'm able to see past the facades and lies so easily that nothing can be fun. I can’t enjoy things the way low sentience people can, like sports."
Clavicular evaluates Barstool employees and diagnoses the first guy with Short Face Syndrome.
When asked what Tommy needs to do to ascend:
"Tommy has something called SFS, which is Short Face Syndrome. I would get a maxillary downgraft from a Le Fort 1. That'd give your skull a little bit more height and improve your facial ratio."
When the host asks if that's it:
"I mean, that's a pretty invasive procedure so we'll stick with that for now."