Trendy Problems (Taylor’s Version)

You: I tried calling you 19 times, where have you been?!? Me:

When your dog has the audacity to look like a perfect precious teddy bear angel the moment you’re about to leave

Me in 2011

Anytime I have to pause Midnights to have a real life conversation

TTYL 👋🏼

If you’re not watching the Yom Kippur episode of Entourage right now, literally what are you doing

When I get my matcha hot instead of iced because it’s officially ~*fall*~

Are you trying to hurt me

When it’s 11:42 pm and you just realized you haven’t taken a single sip of water today

People with insomnia: I’ve tried magnesium, melatonin, CBD gummies, CBD oil, every edible in existence, weighted blankets, transcendental meditation, lavender pillow mist, blackout shades, throwing my phone into the ocean Everyone else: idk have you tried just closing your eyes?

When you’re forced to put effort into something for the first time in years