Trish Smart

I don't like all my friends. I think it's healthy, someone needs to tell me no

Never been more grateful that a man bitched out

I yelled at my brother while doing taxes WHAT DID THEY EVEN TEACH US IN HIGH SCHOOL?! Without missing a beat this man said Idk but the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

French house music stays on while we debate economic fall out

I can't twerk left. But daddy (zoolander) said that it was okay

Imagine realizing stand up comedy is the only thing that gives your life structure. I'm fine.

Just ordered a pinata for my father's 70th birthday. Incase you want to know what kind of energy I bring to the function

Just read George Orwell's 1984 again. No reason

I regret to inform you I'm starting an improv troup

It's tough to have clinical depression in a depressing world. Say anything to anyone and they'll be like "yeah you and all of us, just make a meme about it and move on."

My favorite thing about actually having something to do is that I'll get a bunch of over things done

Tonight bb

NYC Friday

Feel free to use this response to men. I think it might be working.

My x bf just called to tell me the world is, and I quote, "going to end tyranny with Trish's tits" So it's safe to say he's on the right side of history?

I really like me but everyone else seems to be on the fence

My brother just told me on a scale from one to white girl he can't even

I don't need to scroll to get the doom