Trophy Wife

"Local Woman Ruins Own Life"...who else can relate to being a mess!? Tune in to the two-episode premiere of #NotDeadYetABC TONIGHT at 8:30/7:30c on ABC and Stream on Hulu. teapaw.org/TrophyWifeABC/status/1…

Royalty has arrived. Bow down to @TheRealEve, @NaturiNaughton, @NadineVelazquez & @4everBrandy in #Queens, premiering OCT 19 on ABC. @QueensABC teapaw.org/TrophyWifeABC/status/1…

Check out ABC’s newest show. Moving out of the commune to the real world is hard. Like really hard. From the executive producers of @blackishabc and @grownish, @mixedishabc is coming to ABC.

I think we’re all on the same page here. Grab a bottle of wine and tune-in for the premiere of @SingleParentsTV TONIGHT at 9:30|8:30c on ABC!

To support people impacted by #Harvey, donate at RedCross.org/ABC or text “HARVEY” to 90999 to make a $10 donation. #DayOfGiving

Ready, set, binge! All episodes of #TrophyWife are now in the ABC App! abc.tv/29CjAeD

The holidays are so delightful!

We all have that one friend. #TrophyWife

Bert is all of us. #TrophyWife

Stalking your ex.

Nobody can resist the urge to shave off someone's eyebrows.

Stay delightfully odd.

Don't feel like a failure! Check out all episodes of Trophy Wife in the new ABC App:

When you're pretending to be asleep but were really binge watching #TrophyWife.

It's time to party like it's 2013! All episodes of Trophy Wife are now in the new ABC App! abc.tv/29CjAeD

Being the new mom to an instant family is hard enough. Now try having a crazy imaginary friend. #ImaginaryMary teapaw.org/ImaginaryMaryTV/status…

Being the new mom to an instant family is hard enough without an imaginary friend. amp.twimg.com/v/5938cc80-ff8…

Bert was clearly Team Iron Man.