Man lego could make like uhhh.... 160 dollars if they launched a bionicle mini fig line

We Biddy the Blas We Skrib the Doon

What if our hands touched whilst picking dutch peoples bicycle locks?

Pissing on anthills to give future ant generations a great flood myth

Really hard to have my heroine water without my ratbro chittering in my ear about the abundance of cheese in rat city.

Harassment Architecture? Idk maybe you need to stop walking into doors babe

Life must be so whimsical if your under 6 feet tall. No back issues. The world is bigger. You can drive a hot wheels around like Stuart little. Get to wear propeller hat and play with a carry a balloon all day long...

These are Battle Flags. These are flags that says,  "I am not you, I am your enemy, I hate you, I want you dead."

Any reddit moderator worth their reddit gold has post on the front page of r/cute and a negative karma on r/darkhumor

KESTER BOOL YOU SUNNUVA BITCH I'M GONNA GUT YOUR JOWLS WITH YOUR OWN GOGGLES WHEN I GET YOU, CHEATIN SUNNUVA BITCH

Every Twilight must Sparkle

They will (not) make flowers out of your guestroom toilet paper

Mercy to wall texters is cruelty to voice-noters

Once again I'm at a trade show at Kyalami to shill processed meats to slightly inebriated shop owners.

Wandering into chips section in the grocery store. Smaking my lips loudly. Rubbing my big fat belly. Pulling out a 14 inch long line of lint out of my belly button. Scratches chin. Hmmm yes a target rich environment...

Friends asked me to do a personality test based on MLP and I got Twilight Sparkle which is apparently worse than the devil...

Why is everyone so mean to me 💔

Watching Formula 1 on my cellphone but shaking my head so everyone in this McDonald's knows I'm straight

Ratification and ramifications???? What is it with you people and turning people into rats and rams????