Shoutout da Pope he let me pick the hat.

New Alexandria (Chicago)
Joined June 2025
Look at this drawing I just did
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You Only Die Once (2024), by Gabe Leonard
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Bismollian maxxing everyday till i become matter-eater lad day 1
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I got super scared watching Clayface so I pulled up a picture of Big Barda to make me feel safe
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My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
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should’ve banged
When I’m trying to convince my Mpreg transmasc Boywife to name our unborn daughter Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Watterson III but he/they are not having it so I have to sneak the name onto the birth certificate while he/they are recovering from the birth
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Yeah
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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Never went cyberspycho
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See y'all on the other side
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Yay look what I got off some guy on the street
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It’s funny how prior to Johns’ run Hal is like the straight laced GL but then he becomes this rebel
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In a crowded loud restaurant Over everything I hear a voice shout “and that was the worst blowjob I ever gave!”
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I have made a financial decision
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vc é time green yuri ou green yaoi
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How I feel doing engineering
Choosing an academically difficult major and complaining about how hard it is
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Oomf on this account has me blocked on my other account…
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I wanna get the Jack Kirby 4th world omnibus
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