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Parody Account not affilliated with the President, the Pittsburgh Pirates or Pittsburgh itself. It's just where I live.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined June 2018
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In reality, they all are.
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Replying to @TheBabylonBee
So much more efficient
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Sign of the day
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99.9% Of Americans Support Sending Mitt Romney To Fight In Ukraine buff.ly/3ImlDDY
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Pirates Trump retweeted
Playoff wins since 2013 Andy Reid 15 Bill Belichick 13 Pete Carroll 8 Kyle Shanahan 8 Bruce Arians 7 Sean McVay 7 Mike McCarthy 5 Sean McDermott 5 Doug Pederson 5 Zac Taylor 5 Sean Payton 4 Ron Rivera 3 John Harbaugh 3 Matt LaFleur 3 Mike Tomlin 3
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