@TrussEgo

I’m washed and unc

 She/Her/Them 🇦🇺
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Joined August 2019
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Ego 🍔@TrussEgo8h
A mosquito bit my elbow and now I look like I was rendered by a tumblr artist in 2012
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A mosquito bit my elbow and now I look like I was rendered by a tumblr artist in 2012
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Who’s bookmarking my elbow
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Corathian@CORATHIAN_4h
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My trussego fanart
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soup lover@goodmorningsoupOct 23
instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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You’ll genuinely be going through something and a hazbin hotel RP account will show up
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Read the god damn room Lucifer from hazbin hotel
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I’ve gone to lot of concerts in melb over the last few years and not a single crowd has been able to clap on the god damn beat.
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chazmuco@chazmucoOct 16
More dino hybrids 1/3
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My dad is watching this show called Banshee rn and it’s 90% Homelander having sex with different women and the other 10% is other guys having sex with different women
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 12
Amanda Seyfried says she passed on a show because it had too many sex scenes: “Our jobs are weird. And as I get older, it gets weirder. We have to be romantic with people that we’re not romantic with. Sometimes it’s great. Sometimes it’s really uncomfortable. But I can’t believe back in the day I was just like, ‘We gotta make out. Great! This is awesome.’ […] I passed on a show where I would have to have sex all the time because of the sex. Doesn’t matter [who it’s with] ... I don’t wanna do it. I’m uncomfortable with it. I’m not into it right now.”
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Fuck AI (1/15)
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Rough time to be a Tame Impala fan
HYPEX
@HYPEXOct 8
TAME IMPALA "Dracula" FORTNITE EMOTE Use code "HYPEX" to support me ❤️ AVAILABLE HERE: fortnite.com/item-shop?creat… #EpicPartner
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Who likes Dracula 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Dog owners always tryna insert themselves into da situation GET LAWSSST
rami.@svrvysOct 7
yo también entre a un grupo de gatos en silencio
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This. THIS!!!! It’s genuinely made my life and job so much harder.
Dusktorn@DusktornOct 7
The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass
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What’s it take to get some god damn Jurassic park fans in this bitch
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Dee Madigan@deemadiganOct 6
One Nation says AI is coming for Australian jobs then used AI to make their campaign video.
They didn’t hire an Aussie videographer or Aussie editor or Aussie actors.
Turns out it’s only ‘Australian jobs first’ when One Nation doesn’t have to pay.
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Mothers of two unregulated, undisciplined, screaming children when they see a small cafe they can treat like a daycare
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Saw someone say that the movies take place in a universe where Blaire never moved in with them
adriana 🇻🇪@DragonOfVENOct 4
broke my heart to imagine max burkholder turn into mark wahlberg so I propose “Split Ted Theory”
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I work hard every day so I can buy things like this :)💕
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