Trust Nobody Who

Trust Nobody Who puts toilet paper under instead of over

Trust Nobody Who says they're your friend but never insults you

Trust Nobody Who has ended up on Dateline

Trust Nobody Who likes running

Trust Nobody Who doesn't like chipotle

Trust Nobody Who says they'll pay you back

Trust Nobody Who says they're a cat person

Trust Nobody Who doesn't use their hands as squeegees after a shower

Trust Nobody Who puts ketchup on their eggs

Trust Nobody Who puts on a shirt before pants

Trust Nobody Who is a morning person

Trust Nobody Who doesn't like Taco Bell

Trust Nobody Who doesn't tell you they have a dog

Trust Nobody Who doesn't retweet your tweet

Trust Nobody Who likes Hulu more than Netflix

Trust Nobody Who uses Lyft

Trust Nobody Who says that girl just a friend

Trust Nobody Who says they want to hang out but never makes an attempt

Trust Nobody Who says they don't pee in the shower

Trust Nobody Who doesn't wet their toothbrush before brushing