I don't know why this isn't surprising that DSP is wrong again, but Phil says "Rip & Ship" card streamers are participating in gambling. That seems to be wrong; courts see it as a sale, not gambling. But DSP wants people to think it's gambling, so he can keep all the cards.

Hey Phil, since you have no money saved up to buy more cards, here's an idea. You can thank me later. Go to Shane's and trade in your Rayquaza for unopened product. You gotta keep the dents happy. You know they lose interest fast.

It must be the camera angle that's making his arm look skinnier than an Ethiopian marathon runner.

DSP basically admits that he has no money at all saved. He's living payout to payout. Where does it all go?

Has Phil mentioned that he hurt his neck? It's so bad that he might not be able to play classic Street Fighter.

"We're less than $20 from a milestone..."

"You're an adult trying to buy Pokemon cards."

Khet needs to take DSP to the vet and have his snort sacs expressed.

DSP's heartfelt 9/11 tribute 2026 Edition.

DSP is forced to start gameplay because nobody is giving him money for opening packs.

Just a few months ago, he was telling us that all his back problems were gone since he's working out and eating healthy...

I made a new Horns of Failure in honor of DSP's recent pattern of missed milestones.

Khet had the best birfday. She has the bestest husband-child evers.

Fillippe is madge because people aren't enjoying Onimusha: Way of the Sword. So, he goes off on a rant trying to bitch-force the game down the dent's throats. "I'm having fun with it. Not every game has to be as hard as Dark Souls." Now, let's get some support!

I was rewatching the Kino Casino / Josh Moon interview of DSP. There's so many moments where DSP is talking about how everyone sees him different now or that the Casino guys are his friends, and Andy and PPP have to stop from laughing. "There's no snaking going on here!"

The pinnacle of fitness.

Alien activity.

Now, compare this to his Gawd Payuk reaction...