Minecraft youtubing in the year 2026, my mother must be so proud
Joined July 2026
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11:59PM: I like banana bread
12:00AM: What if my entire existence is a hallucination and there are lab researchers laughing at me right now while I talk to thin air. What then?
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Hate it when I see a great take online and then when I open their account the description is like “I’m John McEvilguy and I think everybody except me specifically should die” so now I have to reevaluate my opinion that has me agreeing with this weasel
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What’s cookin’ good lookin’
*I go to suavely lean against the banister but miss and fall down a comically large set of stairs*
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Fellas, you ever accidentally feed your jacket sleeve into a sewing machine? You ever had the elderly ladies at the craft store try to yank you unattached from it? I can’t say I recommend it.
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If I was to make like a life size Pokemon costume would that make me a cosplayer or a furry? Does it depend on the Pokemon?
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Time to click the X on this ad-
Oop it was a fake X let me just hit the real one-
No that’s opened the App Store instead-
Oh a new ad is playing-
WITH LIBERTY MUTUAL YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE YOUR CAR INSURANCE SO YOU ONLY PAY FOR WHAT YOU NEED
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I think in the age of generative AI people have forgotten that it’s okay to just not be good at things.
You don’t have to be the next coming of Picasso or Mary Shelly for your work to be worthy of people seeing it, as long as you had fun doing it who cares?
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I hate when I open the comments of a post and it’s all brands trying to be quirky best friends to people.
Amazon I know you don’t actually give a care about this Pomeranians cute outfit now shut up and let me shove you off a cliff.
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There is a yearning in my heart to make a comically large pot of stew from random stuff in the woods but unfortunately after The Incident I’m not super sure if I should be around ingredients of questionable origin. They hate to see a girlboss win
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Saw a curtain design today and immediately went “Oh it’s like Minecraft!”
I need to be left alone in this delicate time.
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For too long we have asked “How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” And not why is it that they cannot chuck wood.
Who took this ability from them? Was it the woodchuck elites?
I call for REVOLUTION
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If you ever get bored I really can’t recommend it enough to call up your father and with 100% seriousness propose the most chronically online take you’ve seen that week.
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So, question: Do you get to choose the clips used in your dead wife montage or is that like Fate.
If my dead wife montage includes the time I fell down the stairs into a trash can in high school I’m sorry but I gotta come back and kill whoever saw it.
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