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Undisputed The Style Council Cafe Bleu Word Search World Champion 15/6/20 Tracie Young Scene It Winner 23/6/20 4th Place AlanShed's The Style Council Speedquiz

Lewton,Bass
Joined October 2013
This opens tomorrow! My debut show @edfringe Come along 1-25th Aug 2:40pm (not 12th) Fancy an exorcism? Fancy Liz Truss? No, I mean fancy coming along? Stand up & character comedy! #edfringe tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
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Pete Souza was the Official Chief White House Photographer for the entire Presidency of Barack Obama. He took over 2 MILLION photos of Obama, as well as photos of Reagan & Bush. Today Musk suspended his account for posting this AP photo. Free speech my ass. #FreePeteSouza
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT
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Rory Stewarts book reveals that Cameron allowed Brexit Leave supporting Ministers to give daily interviews,often with great affect, but Ministers who supported Remain,were rarely allowed to go out in public,to give their view. ?? No me neither.
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Pathetic. The campaign that fakes and stages everything had a couple people behind Trump who weren’t sychophanting enough, so they kicked them out and replaced them with actors. The whole campaign is a fraud
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It takes a particular density to be a Member of Parliament and not only fail to understand the most basic concepts of how our criminal justice system works, but to proudly publish a letter advertising your ignorance.
My letter to ⁦@YvetteCooperMP⁩ as Home Sec, seeking confirmation that Manchester Airport assailants of police officers will be prosecuted
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Anyone?
Replying to @HillF1
Can you stick 1.5 kg to your tires?
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People inspired by Powell nearly took my head off in 70s People inspired by Far Right attacked my home & threatened our lives for months cos I didn’t fit their narrative by being a Muslim who prosecuted grooming gangs My hatred of the Far Right is personal They made it that way
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#kuenssberg #sundaywithlaura I'm going in. Wish me luck 😟
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I told Parliament today that MPs are paid a fortune. There is no excuse at all for colleagues to take up second jobs that pay ludicrous sums of money when they should be making the voices of their constituents heard.
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Replying to @LongTimeHistory
Pedophile don
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RIP #JohnMayall Sitting in a Drs waiting room with Mayall influences banging out of the sound system. Sad day. 🙏
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Donald Trump is 78 years old and in a state of profound cognitive decline. He should end his campaign immediately. Retweet if you think that Trump is unfit to serve!
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If you’re in London tomorrow and would like to see my show, it’s @CavendishArms at 8:15pm You can meet Liz Truss as she’ll be back from the USA fresh from her serious speech about shower heads. Someone out there is doing parodies of me. Watch out! Link: ticketsource.co.uk/nerine-sk…
Liv Struss’ USA Shower Head Speech (A Liz Truss Parody) Idea inspired by the brilliant @mattgreencomedy
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Who did this..?🤣🤣
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RT if you agree with me about Trump
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I think the below gives a clear picture, right?
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