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At Morgan Wallen's bar in Nashville today, an old guy, probably in his 80s, sat down next to me dressed in full cowboy attire. He orders two shots of tequila and a water, downs one of the shots, and we start chatting. He's in town because he's moving 5,500 head of cattle from his ranch in Texas to his ranch in Kentucky. Read that again. 5,500 head of cattle. He explained that it takes more acreage to feed his herd in Texas than it does in Kentucky, so he's moving things around. As I'm sitting there doing the math, I'm realizing this guy might be the wealthiest person I've ever met in my life. So I asked him how he got into ranching. He tells me, "I'm not a rancher." Apparently, the cattle are nothing more than a hobby. Then he casually tells me that he actually owns a construction company that builds hotels all over the world. Just a crazy day on Broadway which is why I love coming here.
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Friendly reminder to fellow Wild fans: Michael Russo doesn't actually have any sources so don't put stock into any of his Dylan Larkin chatter. He's spit-balling just like the rest of us. The guy has never broken a hockey story, remember that.
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DET coach Todd McLellan just told reporters Dylan Larkin will not play tonight and GM Shawn Horcoff will address the situation
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UPDATE: $100,000 has been raised for Walt, the Red Barron employee harassed to the breaking point by a nuisance streamer. The owner of this GoFund Me has made contact with him and we have reached out as well. Walt is “overwhelmed” by the generosity. America is still great. Fundraiser: gofund.me/5696ef2ea
🚨ATTENTION: Please Help Me Find This Father. This hardworking dad of four just trying to make a living was harassed at his job by a nuisance TikTok influencer. He was then posted online to be mocked by the public. America is facing a crisis and people are going to start snapping. People work too hard in this country and deserve better than this. This man's main priority is providing for his family and we want to help him do that. Too many use the internet for bad, let's use it for good so we can help make his life better. I want to set up a GiveSendGo for him. If you can help me get in contact, shoot me a DM.
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Naz Reid was benched by the Hornets tonight. Bring him home, he doesn't deserve this
🎙️ Charles Lee: "Unfortunately, Naz (Reid) didn't meet our standards in the first half, and at halftime we made the decision that he wouldn't play in the second half. But I look forward to him meeting those standards come next game."
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I want the Brewers to win the World Series...just not tonight. Give me Game 7, baby!!!
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CLE ~ Other - 4100s W150 - A private ambulance taking a 56F w/chest pain to Cleveland Clinic got lost and said he's done driving for the day. He left her in the ambulance and called an Uber to take him home. She's been abandoned by the paramedic, needs Clev EMS now. -BW
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"This was captured on the Markowski family's backyard security camera last Thursday afternoon in Akron, Ohio. The man on the ground is Raymond Markowski. He's 67 years old. Retired factory supervisor. Raymond had been doing light yard work near his garden beds on a warm afternoon when he experienced a serious medical emergency and collapsed. He was alone in the backyard. His wife Carol was at a grocery appointment. His phone was inside on the kitchen counter. The dog is a large black and tan German Shepherd named Bruno. Four years old. Raymond had raised Bruno from a twelve-week-old puppy. Bruno had been Raymond's shadow for four years. Followed him through every room of the house. Joined him for every morning walk. Sat at his feet during every evening on the back porch. The backyard security footage shows Raymond moving along the garden bed at 2:14 PM. Then he goes down. Hard and sudden. He doesn't get up. Bruno is on him within seconds. The dog presses his body against Raymond's side. Nudges his face. Paws at his shoulder. Raymond's hand moves once but he cannot get up. Bruno stands fully. Looks at Raymond for one moment. Then he runs to the fence. The footage shows Bruno at the fence line, jumping repeatedly, body fully extended each time. The neighbor, a man named Gerald Park, age 71, was in his own yard at the time. Bruno's behavior at the fence caught his attention immediately. Gerald came to the fence. Looked over. Bruno turned the moment Gerald appeared and ran directly back toward Raymond's collapsed body. Gerald told us: "The dog looked at me once and then ran back. I followed the direction he ran and that's when I saw Raymond on the ground. I had my phone in my shirt pocket. I called emergency services immediately and climbed the fence." Emergency services arrived within six minutes. Raymond was transported to Summa Health Medical Center. He received treatment for the medical emergency and was stabilized. He spent four days in the hospital. He is home now and continuing his recovery.
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Last night when they fixed the mound, I noticed that they incorporated a ton of top dressing into the landing spot without sweeping it away. I bet they never excavated that and now the clay isn't sticking/firming up since the problem is in the same area. Embarrassing
Jacob Misiorowski has the grounds crew working on the mound in the 1st inning
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50/50 shot if storms fill the gap west of the cities. But there sure are a lot of storms in the region!
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Viewer discretion advised. Tesla Sentry Mode captured the moment a speeding SUV slammed into a truck and burst into flames!
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We have just received a delayed report of 3" hail near Atwater, MN around 1:53PM. #mnwx
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If I’m in Forest City and Kimball, I’d be a little concerned right now
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Abdul Challenges A Bull To Mortal Kombat.
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Mine was on. I bet yours is too...shut that shit off
🚨HOLY CRAP: Turn this off on your phone right now. Go to your iPhone settings - accessibility - audio & visual - LIVE LISTEN. Turn off LIVE LISTEN. It even says it keeps TRANSCRIPTS. This is NUTS.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Live Listen is Apple’s official accessibility feature that streams sound from the iPhone mic to the user’s own AirPods or hearing aids. The Remote Control setting is optional. It does not enable third-party access or always-on listening. support.apple.com/guide/iphone/u…
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I hope Ariel is ok!
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In the NBA's last 2-minute report, it was concluded that James Harden should have been called for a foul on Anthony Edwards' drive late. Also, the steal from LaMelo Ball on Donovan Mitchell was deemed incidental contact. Not surprised at either determination.
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🔥 MIC DROP 🔥
In your memoir, Chapter 12, you describe enjoying Ramadan in Dubai in 2011, shortly after you turned 30. Ramadan that year would have been in August 2011. if you were 30 by August 2011, you hit 18 in 1999--a year PRIOR to 2000 when you falsely claimed to have derived your citizenship from your father's supposed naturalization (of which ICE has no record). An adult 18 year old CANNOT derive citizenship from their naturalized parent. You are not, and never have been a US citizen. You cannot Constitutionally serve as a US Congresswoman. You have no legal right to even be present in my nation. Git.
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Amazon reviews are totally fake now, right? The IPhone duo has been out since Friday. No way a phone case for it has 85,000 reviews.
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This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Woman adds ghost pepper to her lunch to catch the coworker who kept stealing her food, and the results speak for themselves.
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The refs SCREWED the Wolves AGAIN in crunch time Ayo gets FOULED, no call... Lamelo gets a clean steal, refs call a foul 🤔
Anthony Edwards gets ZERO respect from the refs James Harden clearly SLAPS Edward's elbow on the game-winning attempt. NO CALL 🤔
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