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Turtle Sprints

@TurtleSprints

Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://teapaw.org/t.co/KVBortQyfX

Joined June 2021
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I wish there was an app I could check several times a day where uneducated people gave ridiculous opinions on complex topics.
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Good Dog
@GoodDog84Nov 7
Friday thoughts…
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This stupid app is angrier than ever. Here's a beautiful picture of my little part of Texas. Enjoy.
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My truck's security system is solid.
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My beautiful best friend.
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Big Baby.
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Masculine Geek
@DenisMalone1884Nov 7
😂
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DWAN HWRD 🏁🛠
@DwanHwrdNov 5
“Ain’t pay his knee subscription” is foul 😭 IG: chazbruce0
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"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance... But not for me.!!"
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Not bad.
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Huntin' barn cat poop. Absolutely disgusting.
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"You, me and the bench seat".
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How I feel when I am about to send Brenda after the neighbor's roosters that are circling my hens. "At my signal, unleash hell".
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ONT WTF@OntWtfOct 30
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I don't have a single person in my life that would say something like this.
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@TweeetsOfDogsOct 31
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Rock
@TheCensoredRockOct 30
Just dudes being bros
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Lisa's Days
@lisa__daysOct 29
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Evenin'...
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Lloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalistOct 28
Warning: sad video.
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When I finally pass on my family's Good Book to my son.
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Waitin' on a fumble. Those are still warm.
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