Professional golf at an amateur level. @TigerWoods laughed at my meme on @FallonTonight. True Story.
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@TwoInchesShort you've made it.
The @TigerWoods tree meme will never be forgotten 😂
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Can’t believe Talor Gooch consistently comes across as something between an asshole and a dick.
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I'd rather be 120 yards out in fairway where I have a 51.4% probability of hitting the green with a PW. From the rough, at 100 yards, I have a 36.7% probability of hitting the green with my 54 degree wedge.
Remember, 68.1% of all statistics are invented by the author.
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Bernhard Langer and his 238 senior tour wins playing shorter tees than Charlie Woods. Lmao. That man just loves to win.
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I’m pulling out my flask with some Glenlivet in it and some small plastic cups and asking who wants some back 9 lubrication.
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There’s likely something boring that ends up working better, but let’s go with a more interesting piece, Hernan Bas’ Dinner hour at the little shop of horrors, 2020, 📸 by @patricksmith04
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Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving it past him on number nine.
(via @GettyImages)
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Bryson was hitting 320 yard 6 irons after losing his PGA tour card a month ago
