
ALT A photo from the Wheel of Time teaser with Moiraine lying on the ground, hand under her head as if sleeping, superimposed at the top of the image, says Moiraine in bold white text, outlined in black. Next to that is an image of Josha Stradowski sleeping on a couch at CCXP in the same position, superimposed at the top of the image it says Moirain't, in bold white text, outlined in black. Below is a screen grab of Pam from the office. Below the top two photos, it says corporate needs you to spot the difference. Below, Pam, text reads they’re the same photo.

ALT A photo of Rand al'Thor, Josha Stradowski, carrying a giant prawn through a desert landscape. There are spears planted upright in the ground in front of and behind them. 2 of the foreground spears have been used as prawn skewers with 3 cooked prawns on each. Sky text reads: HE WHO COMES WITH THE PRAWN

ALT BREAKING NEWS! Weekly Wheel News 6-04 hits peddler's carts now! If you don't believe it, you're a DARKFRIEND! WHITECLOAKS ANNOUNCE BID TO BAN TEL'ARAN'RHIOD! "If the Children vote on it, I'll ban... what was it? Ticky'rod?" - Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall CAEMLYN PALACE RAIDED ON TRAFFICKING CHARGES! What do we REALLY know about Lord Gaebril? (Image of Sean P. Diddy Combs looking trepedatious in front of Caemlyn palace) HALL OF SERVANTS ANNOUNCES MAJOR LAYOFFS! Dai'shain Aiel latest victims of recesssion! DRAGON REBORN TO GET NEW STEP-DAD! "He put a bridal-wreath on it!" - Shaiel LORD TALMANES SPOTED OUTSIDE SEANCHAN KAF SHOP! ("Mickey" from Seinfeld holding coffee cup in front of MOE'S in NYC) -- If you would like to help bring news (and laughter) to the fans of the Wheel of Time, please consider joining us at Patreon.com/WWN. Support at any level is appreciated. Tai'shar Manetheren.




























