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@Two_AAs

“We’re not going to be suck this year”

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2010
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FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Oct 28
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Ser Troy Haliburton (@TroyHalibur) profile picture
Ser Troy Haliburton@TroyHaliburOct 27
Will always RT this because it’s a clear resource that people should actually use.
Mayor Muriel Bowser (@MayorBowser) profile pictureMayor Muriel Bowser
@MayorBowserOct 27
It's going to be a busy Halloween weekend in Washington, DC. We want to remind you to get to your plans by using Metro and rideshare. Free Lyft code will be live Friday (10/30) and Saturday (10/31) from 10PM to 4AM. Code drops at 9PM on 10/30: wrap.org/soberride
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Capitol Baseball (@CapitolBaseball) profile picture
Capitol Baseball@CapitolBaseballOct 26
Greatest city on earth can’t tell me otherwise
Visit Washington, DC (@washingtondc) profile pictureVisit Washington, DC@washingtondcOct 25
Just DC casually looking like a painting. 🌀💗 📸: val.proudkii / IG #Only1DC
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These stories and clips coming out of Brazil today have been beyond amazing! I can’t wait to go vote early in the morning!
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Shakira Austin✨ (@Theylove_kira) profile picture
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@Theylove_kiraOct 25
In a world that doesn’t uplift strong, motivating, black fathers…I’m shining the light on mine because I wouldn’t be who I am today without him. Being poured into on a daily, means more to me than any acknowledgment from strangers. How can I be a disappointment when this is who raised me? ❤️
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Justin Tinsley (@JustinTinsley) profile picture
Justin Tinsley@JustinTinsleyOct 23
Ain’t no might about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh No He Didn't 🤯 (@ohnohedidnt24) profile pictureOh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 23
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Wizards are competitive for sure this season
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BMORE Reeta (@theNFLchick) profile picture
BMORE Reeta
@theNFLchickOct 16
Trying to get his brother out of prison, huh???
Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) profile pictureGreg Bluestein
@bluesteinOct 16
Todd Gurley is joining Trump on Air Force One for Georgia rally ajc.com/sports/2026/10/todd-…
Todd Gurley joining Trump on Air Force One for Georgia rally

Todd Gurley joining Trump on Air Force One for Georgia rally

President Trump is campaigning in Dalton on Friday afternoon, marking his third visit to Georgia this year

ajc.com
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troy bond jr (grand admiral) (@TroyHasEbola) profile picture
troy bond jr (grand admiral)@TroyHasEbolaOct 14
Unfortunately, a few gun deaths a year is the price we have to pay for the second amendment
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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Brewers are looking tough to beat. Is this the yr they finally win it?
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🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ (@DragonflyJonez) profile picture🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛
@DragonflyJonezOct 13
Racism and classism is hilarious (derogatory) bc before getting to the end of reading this post, you would think her issue would be with an exploitive, heartless healthcare system that will literally let you die if you can’t cover your expenses but nope. The villain in her story where her husband almost died and they had to drain all their savings to keep him alive is a black kid who got to look at some koalas for $9.
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Sunny (@sunnyright) profile picture
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@sunnyrightOct 12
TMZ reports he took his own life. If you’re thinking of harming yourself, call 988. Your life is too precious and those thoughts of self-harm are a pernicious evil lying to you.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 12
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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Mark Phillips (@GoingCommander) profile picture
Mark Phillips@GoingCommanderOct 11
A tie in a game both teams deserved to lose
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Washington Commanders (@Commanders) profile pictureWashington Commanders
@CommandersOct 9
#NYGvsWAS game status

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Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) profile picture
Grip Skylark 💕✨
@talleyberrybabyOct 5
Today is the last day to register to vote in Georgia fuck nigga go do it
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Also make sure to check and make sure your voter status is active if you are already registered.
Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) profile pictureGrip Skylark 💕✨
@talleyberrybabyOct 5
Today is the last day to register to vote in Georgia fuck nigga go do it
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Two FGs instead of TDs and Mariota injured??
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Hate two run calls after a turnover
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Brown Butter Evangelist 🍉 (@krysilove) profile picture
Brown Butter Evangelist 🍉@krysiloveOct 2
I honestly would choose to be Black in every lifetime 🤣
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