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Mike

@TxdoHawk

Professional computer toucher, unprofessional degenerate.

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Joined May 2007
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They'll be talking about clanker taxes in the 2028 election, btw. Democrats in particular, but you'll even see some Republicans float the idea. By that point, the US white collar labor market will be so devastated that they won't have a choice.
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Crypto projects voluntarily giving the worst people in the space attention and oxygen...send it all to zero TBH.
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Upgrading from the $20 Codex plan for the third time this year because I've got a new probably dumb potentially brilliant (maybe both) idea. We'll see if this one sticks.
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Stonks bounced at open but ETH/BTC daily candles are red, good sign (not a good sign)
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Infinite demand for sweet treats > Infinite demand for compute
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BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Plus a rack seemed long to me based purely off vibes and that's about as good a first drive as we could've asked for.
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I think the 200 iq pair trade from here on out is long stonks short crypto.
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Crypto markets bullish on Democrat control right up until they find out who's getting investigated
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(A certain large crypto exchange founder who bribed his way into a pardon is one obvious example.)
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(As is the people who run that thing that rhymes with Furled Biberty Binancial)
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I believe we call that a steamy dreamy!
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Damn, I guess that's it, AI took all the jobs.
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She will still squeeze into a tiny Amazon box tho.
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@TxdoHawkOct 31
Maggie’s a big cat, so she needs mom’s entire pillow.
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Maggie’s a big cat, so she needs mom’s entire pillow.
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As expected, Elon wasn't interested in eternally subsidizing strip club and casino ATM operators, lol.
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If I ever get rich, I won't tell anyone but there will be signs (the signs are that I moved to Vegas to devote my life to video poker and fostering cats)
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It’s perfect fall weather to walk the AC boardwalk and hardly anyone is here.
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Paging @BoredSportsBets we got a piggy banger 🐷
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*taps sign*
Mike (@TxdoHawk) profile pictureMike
@TxdoHawkOct 23
Said this months ago and I'm gonna say it again, louder for the people in the back. If you have a large amount of money onchain, it's time to either bring it home and stick it in an insured bank account for the time being or make peace with the fact that you might get zeroed.
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I’m thinking we’ll take that, yeah.
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Two different people sent me money to two different bank accounts and neither of them seem to be in the mood to credit my balance (we love the modern fintech system)
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