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formerly Darlington Jack, not from Darlington and not called Jack - a Grimsby variant in Norfolk -

the Broads of norfokshire
Joined July 2009
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Yes, this is a crazy legal standard!
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What is it with sex pests and Reform. Their vetting is the best, Nige said so. I can’t work out how this keeps happening.
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Presumably the fowl was stunned before Rupert shot them. Especially as he’s against non-stun slaughter. Or maybe he’s a massive shit stirring hypocrite.
A glorious birthday out in the Essex autumn sun shooting dinner - rural Britain at its best.
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Bob, we’ve found your press credentials. Your publicly listed registration is with the International Association of Press Photographers (IAPP), a private, fee-paying membership organisation. That’s not accreditation from the UK Press Card Authority, and it doesn’t grant immunity from French law. You also publicly stated that you took to the streets of Paris to promote “remigration”. That’s political campaigning, not simply detached observation. You may have the right to report, protest and challenge police decisions. But your assertion that French officers acted illegally requires evidence. The legitimacy of seizing your gas mask must also be established. 🇫🇷 À nos amis français et aux forces de l’ordre : Merci aux policiers et gendarmes français qui travaillent pour protéger la population, prévenir les affrontements et maintenir l’ordre public. Bravo à celles et ceux qui accomplissent cette mission avec professionnalisme, discernement et dans le respect des libertés fondamentales. Les militants britanniques qui viennent en France pour y promouvoir leurs propres campagnes politiques ne parlent pas au nom du peuple britannique. La liberté de la presse est essentielle. Elle doit être protégée, tout comme le droit de manifester pacifiquement. Mais une carte de presse ne dispense personne du respect de la loi. Face aux provocations et aux risques de tensions, nous soutenons une réponse ferme, légale et proportionnée. Nos voisins français méritent la tranquillité, la sécurité et le respect. Avec toute notre amitié et notre solidarité depuis le Royaume-Uni. Sources : IAPP registration: ia-pp.com/profil/thomas-moff… Searchlight investigation: searchlightmagazine.com/2026… UK Press Card Authority: presscards.co.uk/ French Conseil d’État ruling: conseil-etat.fr/fr/arianeweb…
The French police have just illegally stopped me and my friends, despite us holding press credentials and working as bona fide journalists. They’ve also seized my gas mask, which I believe is an attempt to obstruct our ability to report freely. So much for freedom of the press.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Face coverings are prohibited during French demonstrations even on Halloween. Police recognise only official CCIJP journalist cards which facilitate access during protests. The gas mask was seized under this rule. ccijp.fr/la-carte-de-pr… tf1info.fr/justice-faits-… telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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Getting owned by a cat
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“Proper Britain here we come”
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Hello @x and @support @safety Please reinstate @crayonmurders He was mass reported, he’s done nothing wrong.
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@CrayonMurders has been wrongfully suspended due to an aggressive, coordinated mass-reporting campaign by bad-faith opposition accounts. @Support @X, please have a human moderator review the recent report spam and reinstate this account. #FreeCrayonMurders
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Hey @x and @support @safety Please reinstate @crayonmurders He was mass reported 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Hey @x and @support @safety Please reinstate @crayonmurders He was mass reported. Thank you.
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BREAKING: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse spotted galloping towards the UK after BBC announces this week’s Question Time lineup with Green Party MP Ellie Chowns but no Reform UK representative on the panel.
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Zia Yusuf has made an extraordinary series of public statements presenting alleged criminal conduct by ITV journalists as established fact, in an apparent attempt to intimidate and silence the free press. He does not say “Reform alleges that…” or “the journalists may have committed…”. He repeatedly states that criminal offences were committed by people who, as far as the public record shows, have not been charged or convicted of those offences. If these serious allegations cannot ultimately be substantiated, Yusuf could have exposed himself to significant civil liability, including a potentially serious defamation claim. Let’s take his five claims. “They forged a passport.” This is a serious criminal allegation, not an established fact. There is a potentially relevant offence under the Identity Documents Act 2010, but whether it was committed depends on precisely what document was created or altered, what the journalist knew and the statutory intention involved. Yusuf has converted an allegation about what happened to a document into a definitive declaration that a criminal offence was committed. That is a very different thing. “These crimes carry up to 10 years in prison.” This is pure rhetorical intimidation. A maximum sentence attached to an offence does not establish that the offence has occurred. “They committed a criminal offence by being paid to canvass” and “almost certainly altered the results.” This is where Yusuf’s argument becomes particularly misleading. These journalists were not paid by ITV to canvass for Reform. They were paid by ITV as undercover investigative journalists. Their participation in Reform campaign activity was part of maintaining their undercover identities. ITV did not employ them to promote Reform candidates, procure votes or act as Reform canvassers. Yusuf then claims they “almost certainly altered” election results, without producing evidence that they changed a single vote. That is a disputed interpretation of the law followed by an entirely unsupported claim about election outcomes. “They lied to a veteran and left him violated.” This is emotive rhetoric, not an identified criminal offence. Undercover journalism necessarily involves deception where revealing the journalist’s identity would defeat the investigation. Pretending otherwise is simply to misunderstand how undercover journalism works. “This is unprecedented.” It isn’t. British journalists have used false identities, covert recording and deception for decades to investigate corruption, criminality, racism and misconduct. These are established investigative techniques, subject to the law and broadcasting regulation, not some novel weapon invented to target Reform. A free press is not supposed to obtain permission from the political parties it investigates. Undercover journalism does not suddenly become criminal simply because the people being investigated object to what it uncovered. If you want to understand the danger of political parties with vast financial resources using litigation and legal threats to pressure the press, this is what it looks like. We have already seen Donald Trump use lawsuits and legal threats against major news organisations to prevent them exposing his conduct. Now Reform is threatening journalists with police action and “relentless” legal proceedings to silence them.
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WOW FIFTY SIGNATURES ALREADY FOR MY PETITION TO DEFUND ITV ALL YOU WOKIES TOLD ME IT WOULDNT WORK WELL WELL WELL YOUR NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU WE WILL GET REVENGE FOR THERE ATTACK ON NIGEL 🇬🇪 KEEP GOING AND SHARING c.org/MhFB9zTvGF
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Replying to @Stellarixorine
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Just remember - you can be thick or you can be Nabeel thick. Tight arse hasn’t even got a blue check, he’s literally posting this shit and isn’t even making coin from it. I think he’s the first person to fail TWR
The media has you so fooled to make you believe that Andrew Tate is a bad guy. I wonder why he’s attacked way more than p Diddy and jeffrey Epstein ? You people are so fucking blind that you can’t see this is a political case. Andrew Tate is innocent.
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“What’s that Skippy, a bald man, smoking a cigar, has asked you to have sex with a horse and an eel?”
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Imagine being a such a dense cunt that you can’t handle being called thicker than my Nan’s tights. It’s always reformers isn’t it. Fucking snowflake cunts.
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