Joy to the World? Nah, how about JOY TO THE ENTIRE FRICKEN EARTH!? Please favorite.

I'm a loser and a pussy? Really Dad? Well at least I had a SMILE on my face before you made me sad as shit. #JOYALWAYS #NEVERUNHAPPY

re: last tweet. Please retweet and don't FAVORITE. Favoriting doesnt move the needle and makes me feel like shit. thx. Plz RT (not fav.)

Don't Worry Be Crappy? More like DONT WORRY BE HAPPY! Why be sad when you can be glad? Why be Glum when we can be CHUM? Plz RT (not fav.)

Joy to the World? Nah. JOY TO THE WHOLE PLANET! Why put shackles on your SMILE?! #WhyPutShacklesOnYourSmile?

The Price is Right? Nah, the PRICE IS RICE! Go far in a brand new car Courtesy of Barb the fricken BOCKER. #NoHashTagNecessary #JOY

My favorite football players are Ray RICE, Jerry RICE, and JOY MONTANA! RT if you DISAGREE.

Have your dinner tonight with a side of RICE! Read my tweets instead of eating vegetables and I guarantee you'll lose WEIGHT AND HATE.

America? Nah! JOY-MERICA. If you live in NYC or the UNITED.S.A. You are a JOY AMERICAN TODAY. Your taxes? Yeah! It's a fucking SMILE. #payup

Nice guys finish last? NAH! RICE GUYS FINISH FIRST. And guess what: THEY DO. $JOY

LOL? YEAH? You like Laughing!? WELL HOW ABOUT YOU TRANSFER THAT ENERGY INTO SMILING! It takes 4,000 muscles to LAUGH but only ONE TO SMILE!

Is it just me, or do Spanish twitters make NO SENSE. You know why? Because they don't speak the universal language: JOY!!!

Let yourself get sad today and today only! CRY LIKE SHIT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON. I KNOW I WILL! (lets get #joy trending y'all!)

Beginners luck? Nah! Beginners SUCK! Don't try something new unless you're good already! OH YEAH: AND SMILE WILL YA!?!?

Sugar and spice and everything RICE! If #RICE GETS TRENDING IN AMERICA EVERYBODY HAS TO SMILE FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT! PLZ RT! #ImDepressed

USA RICE?! Nah. USA NICE. As in... BE NICE! Your uplifting photo of the day is ATTACHED AS A FRICKEN LINK.

A marathon is 26.2 miles but LIFE is 26.2 SMILES. WHY RUN WHEN YOU HAVE JOY!? JOY is healthier, smarter, AND BETTER FOR YOUR JOINTS! #RICE

Boys will be boys? Nah. JOYS WILL BE JOYS. BE HAPPY!!! The name is RICE but the game is NICE. As in BE NICE. PAGING @jakehurwitz .

Look at the grin on my face gentlemen! it comes from being at the FRICKEN OLYMPICS! Romney2012? Nah. JOY! 20-FOREVER.

its not a coincidence that USARICE is an anagram for both SMILE, and JOY. IF SMILE AND JOY ARE TRENDING IN THE USA I'LL EAT MY SMILE.