@USATHOMASS

Not from Canada

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined January 2026
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To the surprise of no one who knows me, imo their best work is now way behind them.
IC MARQUIS (Vinyl Owner)@MadPartDeux19h
Heard a Turnstile song for the first time and I’m genuinely shocked this is a real band and not something my husband made up
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It was absolutely fucking brilliant fwiw
American Tommy@USATHOMASSOct 21
Gonna go catch You Can See Everything this week while wife is out of town, anyone seen it yet and if so does it live up to the hype?
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To a Husband At War

I Hate Myself · Ten Songs · Song · 2000

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“Yeah sorry I was gonna come kick your ass but we took the private jet to the 7th Annual Rhubarb Festival in Lincoln, Nebraska”
Jake@AmericanTommyOct 21
My next ticket I’m gonna buy is to your house and kick your ass.
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I heard @AmericanTommy bought a ticket too but he also bought a ticket to a cricket match in Calcutta and a balcony seat to The Nutcracker performed by the Norwegian Symphony Orchestra, all on the same night.
𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙖@ZackFantanaOct 21
I canceled my ticket once I heard Nathan wasn’t the one doing full frontal.
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youtu.be/iH1pVJiHiu0?is=zOsh…

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Man I think the last time I watched Clockwork was at least 20 years ago, I should rewatch. Not gonna ask a stupid question like “does it hold up today?” because it’s Kubrick and of course it does
IC MARQUIS (Vinyl Owner)@MadPartDeuxOct 21
Wanted to watch it, but got caught up and stood home
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Gonna go catch You Can See Everything this week while wife is out of town, anyone seen it yet and if so does it live up to the hype?
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And I’ve beaten them all at rping
Brennan.@FACEDevlinOct 17
every fed has the same roster of the same people you see everywhere else
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It really sucks that every competitive RP fed I was ever in that deleted all of their files and didn’t archive anything, I went undefeated in. Now there’s no way to actually prove I never lost and was the best writer there.
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Why is this nothing but Scoob on blu-ray
𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙖@ZackFantanaOct 16
doing a retirement announcement but the sign-up sheet only contains a link to my amazon wishlist
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my favorite ooc moment in this hobby is still the person who started an onlyfans with the angle that she was an irl efedder. i appreciated the fact that the house she was in looked very untidy, which truly sold the realism of the gimmick.
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American Tommy retweeted
Brennan.@FACEDevlinOct 16
when i retire im jumping off the top rope, and just lifting into the air and being raptured to heaven
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Don’t worry guys I’m never retiring I’ll be here forever
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If he really wanted to make an impact he would have worn a hat with a propeller to disarm his victim with a laugh or two
cat i guess@supersmashcatOct 15
So Jason's head is shaped differently than most people's which means it doesn't make much sense he would choose a hockey mask because it wouldn't align to his unique eye-placement situation, he should've stuck with the sack mask so he could make custom holes, in this essay I will
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And fuck id-19 too
Brennan.@FACEDevlinOct 13
fuck cov btw.
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Muriel Puddings
Brennan.@FACEDevlinOct 8
who do you think will give you diarrhea here in wrestling
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This is not to make an assumption that Wheeler likes to hang out near large bodies of water where it may or may not be convenient to offload heavy objects that you never want anyone to find
Hollywood Coco Panda.@FxceFxckerOct 5
This is Wheeler and Marina
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