πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem) header
πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem) profile picture

Not affiliated with Bruno Fernandes β€’ Fan account

Joined September 2022
Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)Photo by πŸŒ‹ (@UTD_Kem)
OH MY GOD BRUNO YOU DESERVE THIS
4
34
1,566
Been there for Lacey since day 1. I am SO PROUD that he made it and got his first UCL assist last night. Hopefully more to come and I wish him nothing but the best @Shealacey10
1
15
315
Wait we actually won the game? 😭😭😭😭
1
1
35
316
I still have not turned on my TV to watch the game. I really do not want Diogo Dalot to ruin my night man
8
222
Go finish it somewhere else twin 😭😭😭✌🏻
πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈ| Gunnar SolskjΓ¦r: "I feel that I have something π”ππ…πˆππˆπ’π‡π„πƒ." "Of course, it would have been great to have the opportunity again." [@tv2sport]
7
119
1,516
Thank god no Tielemans in the start line up
11
322
FINALLY someone is calling out this shameless hierarchy of a management. INEOS are just The Glazers with a mask on.
🀯 πŸ—£οΈ Phil Neville on Man United's problems: β€œThis is NOT a quick fix! I was part of the coaching staff with David Moyes when Sir Alex left, and after the glory days of success we had, I witnessed a DIFFERENT type of club. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! A TOTALLY different football club. The focus wasn’t on the football club, the manager didn’t have the FINAL say, and the manager couldn’t pick signings. The signings were based on how FAMOUS they were and how much MONEY they could make. I HATED it, and I was SHOCKED! What I experienced in those 10 months with David Moyes is NO different to what JosΓ© Mourinho, Louis van Gaal, Ruben Amorim, Ole Gunnar, Ten Hag and now Michael Carrick are facing. The club needs sorting from TOP to BOTTOM!” [@CBSSportsGolazo]
3
37
3,648
The more I think about this the more it pisses me off
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United had PLANNED on sacking Michael Carrick this week but failure to settle on a replacement has granted him another stay of execution. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]
1
8
304
Giving Carrick a chance to fix this proves management never had a backup plan. No emergency plan means one thing: this club is a circus run by amateurs who are here for fun, not to manage a club as big as Manchester United.
1
30
392
You want a top tier head coach? Go for Pep Guardiola. It is not realistic but he is the only TOP option that could be available. Otherwise, you have to choose from these options.
🚨 | #mufc's decision-makers are NOT fully SOLD on available coaches like Antonio Conte, Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann. A well-placed source said, β€œThe best ones won’t come.” [Samuel Luckhurst]
17
505
Honestly this is nothing but a waste of time. After almost everyone expected him to leave even the players, that will not change anything. The players will probably just play another game under him for the last time.
🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick set to be given time to turn things in around. Expected to be in charge for Chelsea. Training is taking place as usual. #MUFC now looking for a response at Stamford Bridge.
1
15
514
As crazy as it sounds, Jason Wilcox is the main reason why Bruno was not in the top 10. I cba to explain, but it makes a lot of sense when you deep it
icl what do you mean 27th man?
1
3
49
1,245
If this is β€œPrem-Proven” for INEOS, then that tells us a lot about their ambitions
1
6
85
1,376
LMAOOOOO just bring me Nagelsmann no need to waste time
#mufc would have to pay compensation to Newcastle should they appoint Eddie Howe. It is expected that a β€œsignificant payout” would be due given that Howe had a number of years left to run on his contract at Newcastle [@lee_ryder]
21
457
β€œEddie Howe is the FAVOURITE for Manche…” just kill me man
3
18
902
Farkk this is sad I always loved Carrick man, too bad it did not work out for him
2
51
697
It might be easy to replace Carrick, but not INEOS and The Glazers. The main virus will stay here for a long time sadly…
1
2
25
429
Even the likes of Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada will probably keep their jobs as long as the club is generating revenue while they have done nothing. The club has been falling apart for a long time, not sure if this will ever come to and end.
3
119
Clowns, clowns, clowns… Bruno Fernandes will be FOREVER the best player in the current squad, whether you like it or not. I do not care if he was not good since the start of the season, but do not dream about winning a game without Bruno Fernandes. πŸ‘πŸ»
1
12
422
This is probably one of the funniest tweets I have ever seen since I joined this app😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Le spermatozoΓ―de d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il Γ  fini dans une poupΓ©e gonflable
28
1,899
Twitter is funny man because why is this random post got 55k likes😭😭
I genuinely saw someone with this profile picture
2
22
1,202