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Just In: Woman who filmed son crying may have possibly had ulterior motives. First reported by common sense.
JUST IN: All subscriptions to STARZ have been canceled by the company after @realDonaldTrump issues ruling that only the President may access the channel. teapaw.org/realDonaldTrump/status…
Cute of @volapalooza to do two fake lineups this year. Luckily, here’s the real one. It’s definitely real and you should contact them about it
Unsurprisingly, @volapalooza left out the actual headliner: the one, the only, @davematthewsbnd teapaw.org/volapalooza/status/965…
Classifieds: In need of prayers from somebody, literally anybody. If interested, please contact Kendrick Lamar
Just in: Def Leppard back on Spotify. First reported by only man who knew Def Leppard wasn't on Spotify
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Officials from the Wake Forest-Tennessee game just called the Torchbearer for an illegal screen. This is the Torchbearer's first time off the bench since an early traveling call to start the game.
Shout out to @Vol_Hoops and @FurmanHoops coaches for wearing lapel pins promoting under-ripe bananas. Unripe Bananas: Tomorrow's Bananas Today
Report: Local man who "wanted to get a jump on Christmas shopping" this March unsure of return policy for Kevin Spacey t-shirts.
BREAKING: Due to an unfortunate contract mistake with The 700 Club, all future airings of Elf on @FreeformTV will feature Joel Osteen as Buddy the Elf, originally portrayed by Will Ferrell.
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"How are we going to get away with removing all these seats from Neyland during this renovation? OH, I've got it!" -@John_Currie












