UX Chicken

How you see your app, versus how users see it. A chicken's perspective. #ux #usability #usertesting #chickenshit

.@Lynn_Teo thanks for ur talk. I've found that my ground experience uncovers huge bugs, which is the desired outcome for our team #LeanUX14

At any conference, add "with a Chicken” to the end of session titles to help you decide which one to attend. #LeanUX14 #ux

I’m so excited about #LeanUX14 - us chickens have always had a reputation for being lean @LeanUXNYC

I shouldn't have to search for a nesting box to lay in. That's the only reason I came to your site. #ux

Thanks Siri, this is an excellent example of considering the user's perspective:

Sprint planning today. Um, we're going to lay more eggs. Ok, done! Back to work. #Agile #agileux

For April Fools, we're adding title tags to all eggs that say "apple" #ux

Sorry rooster, but you're just not my prototype

I asked for hardboiled and the #developers gave me an omelette because "the more ingredients the better!" #ux

We hired a UX consultant. He's a loon. Seriously, he's a yellow-billed loon. Thinks he's a rare breed but really just has an impressive bill

Finished a big case study today. There were 180 Grade A eggs in the whole case. None cracked. #ux

My users don't want an egg for breakfast, they want a satisfied appetite. Design for appetite, not purchasing behavior #ux #design

Our analytics team says our bounce rate should not be greater than 50% but I say the more eggs that bounce the fewer that are cracked

.@StanfordHCI I am the persona of poultry, the species of signifiers, the avis of apps! I am UX Chicken! The fowlest of interface designers

As duck & turkey seasons approach, I'm reminded that if you can't beat your competitors, you can bribe your gov't into killing them for you

Ok, Henny Penny, calm down. We'll have to push the release date back, but it's not the end of the world #ux #startup

While Amazon is merely playing with drones, we've been working with students for decades to perfect the egg drop google.com/search?q=egg+drop…

BREAKING NEWS: coyote attacks hen wearing Google Glass. Instinct ruled out, hate crime suspected #glasshole

Don't be afraid to take advantage of familiar design patterns. Right now, we're testing a new way to crack eggs: