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Binance hack? North Korea. OpenSea down? North Korea. My ENS names not selling? North Korea. My train was late today? North Korea. My parlays not hitting? North Korea. North Korea needs to be stopped

i think alex becker talked about this

lord miles and tucker carlson's recent tweets aligning with the idea that something big is going down in iran in 1 month or so? i guess the rumors are true?

i like @elonmusk but he got properly roasted today and im loving the irony LMAO

North Korea seems to have hacked @opensea

People were raving like crazy about grok bot on my TL this week and then Elon nerfs it lol interesting Great marketing tho

I did the whole X subscription merging cursor, grok, and twitter subscriptions... and all of the sudden my weekly usage limits starts getting eaten up fast. Nothing about my usage really fluctuated in itself. I hate falling for bullshit. I knew it was too good to be true merging all the subscriptions.

holy fuck lmao. 72 hours later bitcoin hits 76k.

I wonder what SBF thinks about the binance hack

My building’s rent app runs a monthly Family Feud-style questionnaire raffle for free rent. Multiple people can win. Today I found a prediction market literally betting on what the top answers will be. Not some major event. Just a niche survey for a chance at free rent. I feel one-shotted. AI and prediction markets have turned even the most random thoughts into liquidity. If people can bet on something, they will. Our thoughts are now the market.

Got old 3/4-char ENS in grace you would like to sell? 💵Renew it just far enough to exit grace, then migrate to ENSv2. The upgrade adds 62 free days to the expiry, so you get roughly two extra months of transferable time to list and sell it before it hits grace again. Only works for names that were still unmigrated and in grace around the upgrade. Once they fully expire or new names get registered, this arb is gone. Interesting edge case, not a great way to speculate on illiquid assets. worth the punt maybe?

Opensea finally has an updated ENS marketplace friendly format. It took ages but this really does help a lot and is bullish for the ENS market.

Perfect catalyst to push the clarity act again

I can just imagine the North Koreans in charge of doing the hack being rewarded like a ticket to an amusement park and they have to sit their in tears saying “thank you supreme leader it’s a pleasure and honor to serve and help you obtain $6B you are too generous with this gift 😭🙌🙏🙏”

Of course in the same week we get a stock market dump of google and intel down massively And a binance hack

Not a single real Uptober in many years

So how did North Korea become the “greatest crypto hackers ever?” I welcome the conspiracy theory that they are scapegoats sometimes

Bro Imagine

Damn that’s pregnant woman labor abuse wtf

Was about to tweet this 🤣😭