Truth McJustice

Fridays are the Mondays of the weekend. #ultrafact

Tequila is good. #ultrafact

Fewer people have cats than have faces. #ultrafact

The truth is that we'll never know what's going to happen in a million years anyways. #ultrafact #neverinamillionyears

Chihuahuas have dicks for paws. #ultrafact

If you name your kid "Sanders" they will have a 1 in 3 chance of playing 2 major league sports simultaneously. #ultrafact

You look like Jessica Alba/Winnie Cooper. #ultrafact

In a lot of cases, guys have penises. #ultrafact

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Everyone has at least one drunk in their family. If you don't, it's you. #ultrafact

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If you Google it too much, you'll go blind. #ultrafact

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The taint is the part of body that recovers the quickest... on Mars! #ultrafact

Before playing Late Night, The Roots were a wandering band of mendicant martial artist monks. @questlove has won the Thai kumite. #ultrafact

Harry Potter is a masterful retelling and reorientation of an Arabian myth cycle about a family of djinni known as al-Ueasli. #ultrafact

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Ben Franklin invented scurvy! #ultrafact

Norm Mcdonald is an under rated talent whose career path is one to ne emulated. #ultrafacts