@UmaAssassin

I hope I can make everyone happy! | RP/Parody account | pfp by @Bee_Sempai

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Joined May 2026
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I want to put a smile on everyone鈥檚 faces! #umatwt #mvrp #rptwt #rp [PINNED]
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// why is everyone turning into vampires, whatd i miss 馃槶
饾悈饾悶饾惂饾惃饾惁饾悶饾惂饾惃 (VAMP ARC)@fenomenoshipOct 5
Is it me or do.. necks look.. better recently?
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// I'll try and come back soon but I'm hat heavily demotivated me is realizing that the 3 goddesses account has the Gs view all Umas as if they were their children, which made the Rice bit weird (somehow they still weren't against it???) // But now that that account is gone...
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// I might come back!!! // Also what's up with everyone becoming vampires?
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// you are NOT backpeddling from this bruh
THE THREE GODDESSES (indefinite hiatus)@3GsofUmasOct 3
If you have questions concerns or Eve just want to scream at me, you can do so here or in DMs. Please do not go after people who have a different opinion about me than you. I do love this community, yall got me through rough times as a nice escape. +
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Rice Shower, The Blue Rose Bard retweeted
Rice Shower.@AssassinRacerSep 12
U-Uhm... R-Rice d-doesn't want to do t-this "ragebait" t-trend... S-So why d-don't we do the opposide? Rice is a b-bit sad right now... C-Could you "joybait" me...?
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Rice Shower, The Blue Rose Bard retweeted
hau uara@HauUaraSep 12
Replying to @3GsofUmas
@3GsofUmas
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"Thank you, Digitan." She doesn't seem to be making eye contact anymore. "Have you ever wanted something that you just... can't have?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 12
W-what do you mean? N-no matter what you d-do, y-you're always so c-cute
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And now, for the next several minutes, it's just the two of them, opposite sides of the table to each other, with a single candle in between. "C-Can... Rice talk about something more personal? She can't really think of any way to keep up the cuteness right now..."
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
O-okey... [Digi calls the waiter and they order the cake]
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"Ehe... It's okay, Digitan. Let's decide that after we order the cake, okay?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
Bwah! S-so cute! [Digi covers her mouth, she was a bit too loud] S-sorry...
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"Well... Are we?" Rice does her best to act like Curren Chan, and would place her pointer by her mouth and chin, and give a little smile to her.
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
W-we're not on a date, a-are we? S-so if you want it so m-much, w-we'll take it
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"Hm... Rice is thinking... a large cake! For both of us to share! How does that sound, Ms. Digital?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
[Digi sits across from Rice in this fancy restaurant and feels strange, not uncomfortable but strange] S-wo, w-what do you order?
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"Oh... right! Not what Rice meant, but she's sure Digitan will be fine. Let's... go!" Rice pumps up her fist into the air and starts heading over to the restaurant! +
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
I-I'm fine! I-I may be a mermaid, b-but I can have legs from time to t-time
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Once they get there, Rice walks right in with Digitan, and the two are quickly able to find a table. The lighting is low and moody, and in the center of each table, including this one, is a single candle. With some magic, Rice is able to suddenly light it.
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"Right! But, one thing first. Are Digitan's legs okay? Rice was thinking... maybe she could carry her there!"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
N-no no no... T-this won't be necessary I-I also have a lot of m-money, m-my publisher pays me well f-mor my manga Ehe~ S-so let's go
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"Rice is sure! She has lots of money from her racing career and all the plushies the URA sells! She'll pay for Digitan if she needs to, ehe..."
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
I-it's expensive there, a-are you sure you want to g-go there?
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"Great! Now let's see..." Rice takes out her phone and looks for a moment. "Let's go... here!" She turns the phone, and shows an expensive restaurant that... seems like it'd be popular for reasons that are not for just a simple hangout.
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
S-sure! A-actually, I-I'm getting a little h-hungry
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"I-It's okay! Let's... go to a restaurant! That'd be... fun... right?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
S-sure! W-walking with my Oshi... ... S-sorry... S-so... w-where do you w-want to go?
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Rice stares at her, then looks around again. "D-Does... Digitan want to... go somewhere? W-With Rice?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
Y-yes
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"R-Rice is... the cutest...?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
O-of course! A-all Umamusume are c-cute, a-and you are the best example of t-that
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"And... you really think Rice is... cute?"
Digital Mermaid and Dighi fih (PMD Umamon Event)@DigiAgneesSep 11
AH! Y-yes, I'm listening! S-sorry...
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