@UnbalancedMemes

Dad bodded and living the dream, if the dream is a fucking nightmare...

 Oswestry, England
Joined May 2018
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Early morning blast up The Lawley 🌪
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Show me a picture from your Saturday..
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Just got a letter saying the doctor wants to stick a finger up my bum. The joys of reaching 50..🙄
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Penfold
@elbow112Oct 21
Keep fighting it's only Wednesday.
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Lunchtime..
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Much the same as a does in Rhyl 2026 I'd imagine
⃟⃟⃟@sipbabykOct 19
imagine what pussy smelled like in 1794
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Spent my morning exploring the copper mine trail on parys mountain in angelsey. Really cool place, didn't even look like it was on this planet. I can see why its been used for filming episodes of doctor who and black mirror ...
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Show me a picture from your Saturday..
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Days till Christmas...
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@stevensongsOct 16
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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@KeshideemahOct 15
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Anyone ever built this bad boi?
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17 bags done so far
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Me trying to calm my Mrs down halfway through an argument..
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Show me a picture from your Saturday..
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i like food
@messedupfoodsOct 9
Look at this Marketplace Masterpiece 🥹
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Me as a kid: "in the future we'll have flying cars. 40 years later...
TheeBrandi
@TheeBrandiOct 8
Wait, the Hegseth firing squad guy is a paraplegic? They’re gonna shoot someone in a wheelchair on livestream?
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AJ🌟@joseph_agy94977Oct 8
"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" me in October:
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