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Joined January 2014
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Elvis is the real Venom 3 you cannot convince me otherwise
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this is like peak human experience btw sitting on a curb like some sort of gremlin just consuming stimulants
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yeah because most Hollywood studios realized that the Hays Code was fucking stupid so they replaced it with a god damn rating system
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel. Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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"parents shouldnt have to sit through a dozen movies just to find one they can watch" Buddy idk how to tell you this but they figured out a solution to that a LONG time ago
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel. Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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wildly related but they retired the Lifetime Achievement award after my GOAT, Clint Howard, won in 1998.
Patrick Stewart presenting Godzilla with the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996 RIP 🕊️
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one of the very few times a "CORPORATE IP MASHUP" has been good and its like 80% thanks to Patrick, RIP :( final 20% is Creed, Higher goes hard as fuck one of my go to karaoke songs
RIP to the GOAT. He finally surpassed the mountain's summit.
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Here’s the entirety of “I Love Patrick Stewart”, a featurette on the American Dad Volume 7 DVD, where a bunch of the American Dad cast and crew gush about how much they love Patrick Stewart for 8 minutes And you can really that he was loved, and he loved them back
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All that money just to make the worst dogshit I've ever seen
‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ had an actual $446M budget (after UK tax credits). One of Marvel’s most expensive films ever. (Via: forbes.com/sites/carolinerei…)
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RIP Deputy Director Bullock :(
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart has died at the age of 86
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thanks for the love everyone, he kinda sucked and i didnt really like him but he was family and i dont handle death well so it still sucks. Wicker is maybe my movie of the year tho.
uncle died and my favorite shirt has a massive hole in it I'm just gonna go to the movies and decompress
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"face sitting" and "BBW facesitting" being two distinct and separate things, as well as face sitting being two words on its own but one word when the modifier BBW is present, is absolutely taking me out here. The UK is a deeply unserious place.
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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uncle died and my favorite shirt has a massive hole in it I'm just gonna go to the movies and decompress
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i fucking hate my town, i have an AMC and an Alamo not even a 10 minute drive away, and the earliest showtime for anything is 1pm and they dont have SHIT. The Regal an hour away that i loved has a 10am screening of The Only Living Pickpocket ITS NOT AT EITHER THEATER HERE FUCK
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No Your Mother 3x here either, but its playing at the regal! THEY STILL HAVE DIGGER SHOWTIMES! THEY GOT MUSK! They had You Can See Everything like 2 weeks before AMC got it and we only got it at all because it blew up! FUCK.
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this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
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Taco Bell so beautiful it almost makes me happy to be alive
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Todd in Breaking Bad vs Todd in El Camino
Every man needs a jacket they devote the rest of their life to
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was not expecting the Kid Rock needle drop in the first episode paired with the Crazy Taxi footage maybe the best show ever
finally tapping in on The Shield
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