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🧵 1/6 The Rare Ordinals Directory is a cool and under-the-radar project that bridges the gap between CounterParty and Ordinals. ✅ assets are inscribed on BTC ✅ assets are created on CounterParty ✅ You can only buy fractions of the cards on Xchain. Let's look at a few. 👇

Sometimes it's the snapshot in time these cards show that give them their historical value. BTC hasn't hit $500k yet but McAfee's dream isn't over.

One of the most underrated and ridiculous projects of the '17 era...Penisium on Counterparty. That and Spamgelo keep that old school crypto irreverence alive. No one is ever going to make money off of these, they're just cool digital relics.

This one has sentimental value for me. I made it at work with whatever free shit was available on the work PC. Never sold them and never will. I only gave some away. The DogeParty Estates and DP Aisles theme is still generating ideas for me. Just been lazy AF at finishing any of the other cards I've had in the works.

Digital Truck stop Americana. The "Montana Ranch" background has a ( wishful thinking) floor of 2ETH. I can't decide if I prefer the black lab or the weimaraner.

It's just an observation but mentally I'm about as bearish and hopeless on crypto as I've EVER been. Usually the best thing in times like this is to simply walk away from the markets. I don't mean rage quit, I mean just tune it out. Keep the bags. DCA BTC and set hope aside for a very distant future while focusing on other things, other hobbies.

I'm still laughing out loud looking at the Melania chart. If that doesn't represent the entire crypto space in a nutshell I'm not sure what does.

This one makes me chuckle a bit. $Melania. Anyone ballsy enough to hold short positions for the past year is probably up "bigly".

There will probably be something coming that makes the Binance thing look like a kid stealing pennies from a gumball machine. A domino if you will, something that sets in motion a Hiroshima and Nagasaki level "generational bottom". Until that time cash and survival skills are king, not crypto.

Some of you will be duped enough to fall for a digital god and an AI/techno religion. I'm just waiting for it. It's coming in a few years. I'm just glad I'm old and grew up in a world without it, so I'm not fooled or dazzled by it.

Crypto was always about freedom for me, that's it. At rock bottom I'm a daydreaming liberal arts guy, not a tech bro. I had to force myself to learn basic PC shit in my 30's just to get into crypto in the first place. It was out of necessity, not out of any affinity for computers or a love of technology.

I was right when I said LTC over $60 was buying at a premium. Lower. I want to see $40's.

ETH looks about to lose $2k. It might be a decent place to look for a buy if it happens. The only guarantee in crypto is volatility.

Was it really election day? I don't vote because both are two sides of the same rotten coin. No gods,no masters. The old school crypto way.

I don't put much stock in AI picking tokens but Grok says the best coins to hold through EOY in crypto are: BTC SOL HYPE Looks pretty solid to me. Probably modest gains or moderate losses buying those 3 now and seeing where you end up on Dec 31st.

It's taken me way to long to realize that the kind of alt seasons we used to get in '17 are likely never coming back. BTC only is the safest bet, that and maybe Monero. Hindsight is always 20/20 but better late than never.

You guys still buying altcoins are fucking nuts. Deadest I've seen alts in years, and nothing on any time horizon I can see where a recovery is even remotely possible.

Mentally I've written off crypto for the rest of this year as dead in the water, but there's always 2027. Looking for a bottom for now, and keeping cash instead of trying to DCA the barrel going down digital Niagara Falls.

Hard to believe BTC is 18 years old. The entire space has changed so much in that time. From kind of underground anti state/cypherpunk to groveling for the acceptance of governments, banksters and regulators. I guess that's adoption, right? Ha!

Found some bamboo the other day and started making a Bo staff out of but the dog got to it and shredded it. Thankfully the neighbor has a huge wall of bamboo so I can try again.

$Dog has given back almost all of its gains from that pump a few months ago. Think about that. Memecoins are hot garbage. All of them.