The Factmaster

FACT: Twitter's a giant tire fire! An impotent pathetic man spent enough money that could have fed the world for several days so that he can feel like a big boy and ruin ways for the people to communicate.

FACT: Wordle's pretty fun!

FACT: Black Lives Matter

FACT: Edward the Blue Engine pre-dates Thomas the Tank Engine, even though he's numbered 2.

FACT: Bribery is a crime.

FACT: @The_OA is better than the last television show you watched, unless it was The OA. BONUS FACT: @netflix made a real boo-boo in cancelling it. Maybe reconsider? #SaveTheOA

FACT: You're not qualified for your job. It's not impostor syndrome. It's simply that you're not good enough.

FACT: The internet has over 5,000,000 websites that are nothing more than gibberish. Experts debate whether they exist to create ad revenue, as secret codes for spies, or both.

FACT: 15 members of the Paraguayan Senate have spent time in prison.

FACT: 78% of bird species in North America are endangered.

FACT: #NetNeutralty saves internet users money.

FACT: Just because your pet fish is not a freshwater fish, that doesn't mean you don't need to change its water.

FACT: Babies are cute!

FACT: Ninepin bowling requires 10% less skill than tenpin bowling.

FACT: 14 presidents have had affairs while in office - but 23 first ladies have had affairs while in the White House.

FACT: Now that the eclipse is over, it's totally fine to stare at the sun.

FACT: Geese are extremely protective of their young. But they're also real jerks.

FACT: The so-called "Super Bowl" has nothing to do with bowls at all. At least the XFL's "Million Dollar Game" was honest.

FACT: Beer can sometimes be delicious. The 7th beer is always delicious.

FACT: Giardia is a serious, parasitic disease. BONUS FACT: MacArthur Park in LA is fed by a natural spring. #SoakJesse