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Ran GNR19 with an inflatable unicorn ๐Ÿฆ„ Marathoner. parkrunner (Run Director/core team). Gamer. Supporter of The Miscarriage Association. Spambots Blocked

South Shields, England
Joined February 2014
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I've not been posting my runs on here for several weeks now - I do still engage with likes, reposts and comments but all my running stuff can be found over at instagram.com/unicorn_runninโ€ฆ Feel free to give me a follow there if you don't already and I'll see you on a start line ๐Ÿฆ„ โ€“ at South Shields, England
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๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿณ โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Some strong weather chat to open as we move from too hot to run, to too wet to run. We cannot wait for it to be too cold to run soon.
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Fernando and Constantine (won from @octopusenergy) repping #WearItPink Day on the WFH desk today ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ™ @breastcancernow
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฑ โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—”๐—น๐—น ๐—ข๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Stories of poo that did and didnโ€™t happen, though this is more fun to talk about because they happened to other people.
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฐ โ€“ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Are run clubs bullshit, or is it just an easy subject to bash on social media? We rob content from Reddit and give our opinions on it. Amy does not roundhouse a sheep off a cliff.
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
Generative AI is shit. I can't think of any good from it. The AI flyers look shit and it's plagiarized from existing images made by real artists. It also uses data centers that are harmful to our environment. We should stop feeding this machine designed to replace us
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
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๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธThe Great North Run is almost here! As we get ready to welcome thousands of runners and spectators to our coastline on Sun 13 Sept, check the latest information on road closures, parking restrictions and travel advice at ow.ly/b8KQ50ZHCNM
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฏ โ€“ ๐—˜๐˜…๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ-๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Stu doesnโ€™t win a race, and Amy goes on a charming, craft-filled, pilgrimage run experiencing joy, sorrow, and tribulations.
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Thereโ€™s a scene from the 1960 film version of The Time Machine that has been haunting my dreams of late. In the film, the Time Traveller (Rod Taylor) has traveled almost a million years into the future, expecting that when he arrived he would find an advanced civilisation marked by the pursuit of learning. Instead, he finds the Eloi, a race of simple creatures in togas who are bred like cattle, and eaten, by the subterranean Morlocks. In the filmโ€™s most harrowing scene, heโ€™s taken by one of the Eloi to a centuries-old library housing the last books in existence, which crumble to dust in his hands. โ€œWhat have you done?โ€ the Time Traveller demands, as the dreams of centuries turn to ash. โ€œThousands of years of building and rebuilding, creating and recreating! A million years, the sensitive men dying for their dreams, for what? So you can swim, and dance, and play.โ€ In the last couple weeks I see a lot of men on this platform arguing with a straight face that we should let AI generate our writing for us, that itโ€™s the future, that thereโ€™s no fighting it. And I need you all to know that THIS is the ultimate end of a world in which everyone has machines write for them. There will be no more thinking, no more creative expression, no more art or literature. Itโ€™s what C. S. Lewis called โ€œthe abolition of man.โ€ We will be no different from cattle and our libraries will turn to dust. When ease and entertainment become the highest good, itโ€™s not shocking that people will find clever ways to avoid work and study. But nor should it be surprising when the ultimate fate of the Eloi becomes our own.
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฎ โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Piss, gloves, organ harvesting, minor treason, running on the road like a twat, catheters, racism, hamsters, and Kim Kardashian. Your basic, run-of-the-mill running podcast.
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
Itโ€™s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
NEW Scarred for Life podcast episode OUT NOW!! We are joined by writer, critic and screenwriter David Quantick, whose career has taken him from the NME and cult British comedy ( Blue Jam, The Day Today, The Thick Of It) to Emmy-winning success on Veep!
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿญ โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ So much racing to catch up on! A couple of epic run reports and neither of them from Amy, though the running world is still in shock that she went to a parkrun.
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
Sadly, Barryโ€™s concerns about pub closures are as valid as ever.
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I am dying of cringe at the #WorldCupFinal presentation, the closing ceremony was bad enough but the halftime show too... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ โ€“ at South Shields, England
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
This was not on our bingo card ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŒ€
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๐—˜๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฌ โ€“ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜ Itโ€™s medals galore for the Extended BS Universe, as Stu became a champion and Amy became sick on a boat.
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The sun came out just before we started, just had time to nip to the car and pick up my sunglasses. Decent pace but didn't want to push too hard with having the Great North 10K tomorrow. Always a beautiful run here. #Running #parkrunday #loveparkrun #TyneGreenparkrun โ€“ at Hexham, England
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Paul Jukes A874036 retweeted
โ€œYou should use AI so you donโ€™t have to do all that workโ€ is the biggest clue that the people most hyped about AI are the talentless ones looking for unearned rewards. They just assume the rest of us are lazy grifters, too. Theyโ€™re wrong.
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