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Everyone keeps a list of unicorns.
Nobody keeps a list of what happened next.
So we did. 🦄📉
440+ startups once worth $1 billion or more. Not anymore.
Over $1.4 trillion of valuation, gone.
Meet the Unitard Index: unitard.io
🚨🦄 New to the club: Carbon.
Carbon's 3D printers can't print a valuation.
Contrafund marked its stake at $1.4M in June 2026 vs $29.5M at end-2021, with roughly the same share count. A fund estimate, not a round.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/carbon-…
🚨🦄 New to the club: CloudMinds.
CloudMinds put robot brains in the cloud. Its Beijing entity landed in court: 36Kr reported a bankruptcy-liquidation case was accepted on Oct. 10, 2025.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/cloudmi…
🚨🦄 New to the club: BlackSky Technology.
BlackSky sells a view from orbit, not a valuation floor. $1.5B peak in 2021; about $710M market cap on Oct. 16, 2026.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/blacksk…
🚨🦄 New to the club: BenevolentAI.
BenevolentAI sought new uses for drug molecules, then less use for a stock listing. Valued at $2.1B in 2018, it delisted in March 2025 after a take-private merger.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/benevol…
🚨🦄 New to the club: ANI Technologies (Ola).
Ola's meter ran backwards: $7.3B at its 2021 peak; about $70M implied by a Vanguard fund mark, per IANS in June 2026. Not a funding-round price.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/ani-tec…
🚨🦄 New to the club: ABL Space Systems.
ABL built truck-deployable rockets. Its valuation got compact too: $2.4B in 2021 vs. ~$23M implied by a Capital Group fund’s February 2026 mark.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 12, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/abl-spa…
🚨🦄 New to the club: slice.
slice merged with a bank. Its valuation lost the unicorn gloss: Entrackr reported a ~$450M round valuation in September 2026, versus a $1.5B peak in 2022.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 2, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/slice?u…
🚨🦄 New to the club: OpenWeb.
OpenWeb moderates publishers’ comments. Then came court oversight. CTech reported a temporary receiver on Sept. 30, 2026. Its peak valuation was $1.5B in 2022.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 2, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/openweb…
🚨🦄 New to the club: Carbon Health.
Carbon Health's clinics kept operating. Its cap table needed a reset: a $3.3B peak valuation in 2021, then Chapter 11 on Feb. 2, 2026.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 2, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/carbon-…
🚨🦄 New to the club: Ample.
Ample built robotic battery-swapping stations. Even the valuation had a limited charge: a $1B peak in 2021, followed by Chapter 11 on December 16, 2025.
New to Unitard · Added Oct 2, 2026.
unitard.io/companies/ample?u…
Nextdoor found 40.4M weekly users. Profit still hadn’t moved in.
Q3 2023: users up 6% year over year. Net loss: $38M, versus $35M a year earlier.
unitard.io/companies/nextdoo…
Turns out you can’t schedule a return to 2021.
Calendly raised at $3B+ in 2021. PitchBook’s year-end 2025 model put it at ~$790M, per CNBC. An estimate, not a new funding round.
unitard.io/companies/calendl…
Allbirds made comfortable shoes. The exit was less cushioned.
In March 2026, it announced an estimated $39M sale of its IP and selected assets and liabilities to American Exchange Group.
unitard.io/companies/allbird…
FTX raised at $32B in January 2022. Filed for Chapter 11 that November.
In March 2024, Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced to 25 years for fraud.
A cap table is not a character reference.
unitard.io/companies/ftx?utm…
Chegg had a ChatGPT problem. Its answer was also ChatGPT.
In May 2023, it warned that ChatGPT was hurting new-customer growth while pitching CheggMate, its own ChatGPT-powered study tool.
unitard.io/companies/chegg?u…
The JPEGs weren’t the only things getting marked down.
OpenSea raised at $13.3B in 2022. In late 2023, reports said Tiger Global had cut its stake’s value 94%. An investor mark, not a new funding round.
unitard.io/companies/opensea…
Blue Apron made portion control an investor experience.
2017 IPO valuation: ~$1.9B.
Wonder’s Sept 2023 equity offer: ~$103M.
That offer was still 137% above the previous day’s share price.
unitard.io/companies/blue-ap…

