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I will NEVER stop talking openly about sex. I live for the day where girls are not taught to be ashamed for wanting and having sex.
Husband and I decided it was in the budget to send @AldiUK gift cards to 20 families instead of 10 this year.
The cashier was a trooper as he had to manually type in $50.00 for each gift card
New superintendent I’ve worked with for a week said today “Harley I like you. You tell people to fuck off without saying fuck off”
It was actually VERY KIND that my gelding refused to be caught and I had to herd him back to his stall
Why?
Because I got the opportunity to find this SINKHOLE IN MY BACK YARD
I told my husband I was drunk but don’t want to lay down because ants. So I was gonna trim the trees. He thinks I’m joking
While on vacation my brother said “yea, she’s only good at her job because she likes yelling at men and saying she was right”
AND HES NOT FUCKING WRONG
My boss today: “wow Harley, your face *mimics it* just asked me why I was dumb”
My inside thoughts are quite literally outside thoughts because my face is a tattle tale
Happy Friday
This morning I woke up in a pile of FIRE ANT in my bed
Keep finding more spots I got bit
Not my husband telling me I need to apologize for telling his dad off for disrespecting me
He can apologize for the disrespect or all y’all can go fuck yourselves
Brought my mom and brother to Hawaii
My mom asked for us to take a picture of her and my brother, I was only later included when my husband took the phone and told me to stand with them
Husband got me a band to go with my ring (we are in Hawaii doing our honeymoon/3 yr anniversary/ family trip) love this man but if you need a disco ball let me know I’ll show up
