I’ve made a game called Slum Realtor. The housing market wasn’t predatory enough, so now you take listing photos while battling the people who live there. What influencer should I add to the roster?

When your coworker won't shut the fuck up

>You arrive at a pick-up artist house. Students practicing on cardboard cutouts. >You take photos of the guy, his ego inflates, his head explodes. Who else belongs in this game? #gamedev

You can now watch TV with your wife in-between jobs and maneuvering around dangerous degenerates. Okay it's 2am I should go to sleep now. #gamedev #indiedev

Certified Boomer Classic

POV: You’re taking pictures in Jordan Peterson’s house and he won’t stop ranting. What e-celeb should I drag into the Slum Realtor next? #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Grandma: “Can you find my cat?” >finds a rigid corpse of a cat >yeets it at the window >it bounces off the wall Grandma: “You found him!” #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

POV: trying to get to work in my real estate game. Homeless guy starts walking at you chanting “Change”. You make eye contact. -$10 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #retrogaming #ps1