@SteveWitkoff knows a great humanitarian when he sees one. And I do too. I hereby formally nominate Vladimir Putin and Donald J. Trump for the 2027 Nobel peace prize. As Steve Witkoff implies in this video, we must consider all the incredible violence they were gracious enough not to commit. In his entire tenure, Donald Trump has only obliterated one school full of little girls. Likewise, Vladimir Putin has only massacred twenty to thirty dozen Ukrainian villages. Now just imagine what they could have done if they weren't such great humanitarians! If you think about it, they're also practically doing the Red Cross's work for them. If there are no civilians left alive after a battle—whether it be in a village or a kindergarten—there's no humanitarian work left to do. No rebuilding, no healthcare costs, no survivors to shelter. Think of the savings! Do the right thing, Nobel Committee. A joint prize for Putin and Trump!

Works every time.

Democrats will turn everyone trans! Quick, panic vote!

It has truly been an honor to be the guiding light behind all of CENTCOM's military strategy these past couple of years. We've achieved complete and total victory so many times I've lost count. With the finest collection of yes-men in military history leading the DoD, I know we have plenty of fight left in us! May we continue fighting and achieving total victory in Iran, the Strait, Yemen, and miscellaneous Caribbean waters for decades to come!

It just might be crazy enough to work, Laura.

Katie made history as White House press secretary. Not the kind she was hoping for, but history nonetheless.

I can think of one person Trump trusts with all his heart.

Courage must run in the family.

When it comes to large scale military conflicts, there is great strategic value in having no plan or goals whatsoever.