UoN Men's Football Club

Lineup vs Double Vodka FC: Ed Quandale (GK) Tung tung tung sahur Josh Pork Bombardino Cozzydinho Tina Taz (on fire) Ellis Chinos Long face Cozzy Bacon Rasha (C) Fatty Daws Double D Davy Agent 5.5 Subs - TBC Gaffer - TS #uni #rammers #hayesey #theosvictim

Last night. The club would like to take a moment to thank Lynn Turton for her tenure at UON Sport. Whilst she’s had to deal with the clubs antics for years, it’s fair to say that’s she’s UONFC heritage. #thankslynn #tuff1

Someone from Loughborough once said that we should be playing rugby😂. Let me know where it’s at make some some noise from the front to the back. This club is actually legendary. Past, present, future. Come to UONFC. You will have we the time of your life. #nattychamps

Afternoon. Night 1 has been completed, via pepper spray. 1 game down and 1 win vs the Spanish locals. Fair to say they weren’t impressed with our route 1 approach. Unfortunately, DD has disrupted the football, beni has claimed it. England vs Ghana later, cam on the England.#beni

Boys have landed. Well hydrated. #WarmWeatherTrainingCamp #beni #B2B

Great season from the whole club. Best football club in the country. Pre season starts now, stay tuned🇪🇸🌊 #nattychamps #beni #NUFCONTOUR #YAMN #ClubOfTheYear

Well… that was catharsis if you’ve ever seen it. Golden generation. Special mention to the Galacticos, you made this possible. Farewell. #rammerstillidie #tomhayesmasterplan

National Champions, see you in CRISIS👌🏻

FULL TIME 3-1 NOTTS Unbelievable performance from all of the lads. Unbelievably proud of them all. What a performance and what a season. The lads have done us all proud. YAMN💚💛💚💛

96’ Pass back from Stirling off the centre half’s knee. Ref goes to blow his whistle and decides against it.

95’ SUB Garret on for Geddes.

93’ Stirling free kick cleared out the Notts box, blasted over by someone???? Who knows who he is.

We’ve hit the 90 mins as the ref adds on 7, who knows from where.

85’ As we approach the 90 minutes Stirling keep the ball doing very little whilst Notts hold strong.

72’ Scramble around the edge of Stirling’s 18 yard box. Berry heads it down and Jesse turns on the spin, hits it on the half turn in the edge of the box and it crashes into the bottom right corner with Alex Sutherland rooted. 3-1 NOTTS.

64’ Not much to report here. Chances for either side go amiss as the rain starts to pour.

57’ Free kick from Davy. Chapman heads against someone, falls to Fraser to which it’s blocked and cleared. Cagey start to the half.