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Impervious

@UpsacleB

Just a human trying to make other humans laugh

 Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined October 2025
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Lotanna@lotxnnaNov 6
Read aloud a lot. Slowly.
sijuadeeee🍒 (@ivy_2638) profile picturesijuadeeee🍒@ivy_2638Nov 5
I crave being eloquent. Being able to speak without stuttering.
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The BEST feeling in the world is when GOD confirms he heard you 😩
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Oh they hate each other and are classists towards each other.
Bathong_Thabii🙆🏾‍♀️ (@HappinessGallor) profile pictureBathong_Thabii🙆🏾‍♀️@HappinessGallorNov 6
Ngihleli La ngiyacabanga how I once encountered white people being racist towards each other I couldn’t believe it. This one lady who’s Afrikaans speaking was racist to the other white lady because she only spoke English and couldn’t speak Afrikaans.
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Eriiii☆🎀@Eriwith4IsNov 6
Highly recommend being friends with ambitious people. Their drive pushes you to also work hard for yourself. They inspire you to do better, be better. Their good traits rub off on you. You start to want better for yourself and you grow.
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Mhmm…..
Zamalisa (@Zamedyzamzam) profile pictureZamalisa@ZamedyzamzamNov 6
Just say you miss us hoe
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Enlighten us, did she fight with all the siblings? You guys used to be quite close so is this a PR for the upcoming reality show to diffuse the situation or what?
Zamalisa (@Zamedyzamzam) profile pictureZamalisa@ZamedyzamzamNov 6
This girl has used her platform to harass and lie about our family for YEARS! @947 is this how your hosts conduct themselves? Using personal vendettas as topics of discussion?
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He failed.. Literally he failed dismally.
Africa Research Desk (@MightiJamie) profile pictureAfrica Research Desk
@MightiJamieNov 5
This is when I knew
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vibe baby@nayeaylaNov 4
Being on the phone with people who have little children is so hilarious 😭😭✋🏽 So many threats be flying.
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@WordsCocoonNov 5
be picky. everything you want exists.
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Before there was tightline , we used to have Cape Town Fish Market. Unfortunately,Rustenburg people didn’t appreciate the gem that establishment was until it left. Used to be my high school hang out and I genuinely learnt seafood there due to my forwardness.
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He’s eloquent and knowledgeable really. Reading allows one to be like this.
Tempy Pusha (@Gert_LeNinja) profile pictureTempy Pusha
@Gert_LeNinjaNov 5
This broer speaks so well
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Mist alba ka 4. Then ore rooibos esenang Sukiri tot 11 or 12.
Sgaps (@OfentseZA) profile pictureSgaps
@OfentseZANov 5
What do you guys use to use your stomach?
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Tshepo Mashego@TshepoTsalaNov 4
I hate financial desperation & don’t wish it upon anyone.Iv seen people act out of character cause of it, Iv seen people trying to defraud their own friends, Iv seen people being entitled to their friends stuff, seen people willing to sacrifice their values/principles.I loathe it
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@bongyluazieyNov 4
Whoever is driving a Haval parked at Alberton new market mall next to KFC with kids inside,your kids are drinking your Gordon's
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I’m not trying to outshine the elections, I passed my exam. I’m officially a Certified Anti-Money Laundering Specialist! The bulk of my exam was on Cryptocurrencies and AI!
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Can we normalizeeeeee asking God to protecttttttt us from becominggg arrogant when things go well?????
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They’re gate keeping it at skins. They bring 5-10 and they have their owners 😂😂😂. Everytime you ask they’re like “ it’s sold out”
Trev (@Tokyo_Trev) profile pictureTrev@Tokyo_TrevNov 4
Some guy walked past me and his cologne smelled really good. Asked him the name, he said it’s called Purpose 50. Googled it and nvm, I am too broke
Image from Trev (@Tokyo_Trev)
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😭😭😭
Thandi Mothapo (@shortmumiie) profile pictureThandi Mothapo@shortmumiieNov 3
😭😭
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No man 😂😂😂😂
Sisa (@TheTitanBaddie) profile pictureSisa
@TheTitanBaddieNov 4
You have to fight evil with evil. My aunt was going to vote for the DA so this morning I introduced her to The Polygamist on Netflix and told her it's playing live and won't play again. She hasn't left the house yet.
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What is good for white people is good for South Africa
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