UticaProblems

Oklahoma City? More like joke-lahoma city. Am I right or am I right @UticaComets #BuiltForThis

Hey, @chicago_wolves, suck brick kid. Love, Utica.

I wish I could take credit for this. Let's go Comets!!!

Happy parade day everyone. Be safe, don't be a dick head, and have fun.

Hey, @algore it's us again. I'd like to order one global warming please. Thanks

Utica is great at snow removal. Unless you live on a side street. Or a main road. Or ever drive on the parkway, or Genesee. Ok so they suck

Singing Christmas music obnoxiously loud to prevent my blood pressure from spiking while trying to park at Sangertown. #MerryChristmas

Bought a jar of turkey joints thinking "for $17 they must be good." Now I'm $17 poorer with shitty candy stuck in my teeth. Thanks, Rome.

Utica awarded AHL all-star game, forcing majority of Americans to ask "what the hell is the 'AHL'?"

An armed man-lady robbed a bank, got away via bicycle, annnnd that's it... since 10am that's all we've been told. Am I missing something?

Congrats to all the runners, and a big thanks to all the volunteers and committee that make it happen. #Boilermaker2014

Which Boilermaker side effect is worse? Nipple chafing or people who put 15k stickers on their cars? Good luck, runners. #Boilermaker2014

When it comes to road work, no one has their heads up their ass quite like the city of Utica.

Remember this lesson for the summer heat, Utica: You all stink. If you don't think so, it's probably even worse. Take a shower. Today.

If anyone is interested in getting stabbed or watching an ol' fashioned street brawl, I noticed that the parkway carnival is being set up.

"@WKTV: Two arrested in fight at Chuck-E-Cheese bit.ly/1e3zvUC #wktv" can't make that shit up. #UticaProblems

Hey, @algore, where can we sign up for global warming?

Spring huh? Almost made it.

March came into Utica like a lion. A real mean, miserable basterd of a lion.