And now, for everyone that missed it, here is my debut in less than 30s! ENJOY!!!

I got put to sleep. All I dreamt about eing in VC with my friends, being with my wifeon call, being with everyone who ever caree about me. That’s my happy place. I’m so filled with joy and happiness and it’s all thanks to you guys. I love you all. You’re all my family.

I’m getting a $1000 tube up my butt (consensually).

To all future folks who want to use my business email for business inquiries… I AM NOT IN NEED OF A FEMBOY AND I AM HAPPILY MARRIED. THANK YOU.

PULL UP

GAMERS! Your rock is gonna be participating in a new Minecraft RP server on the 24th. GET EXCITED, WE GONNA BE LOOKIN PRETTY WHILE DOIN IT. 😎⚔️ #elysiumSMP

This is my 9/11

My wife literally screamed when she saw this.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALI— *bang* *corpse drops to the floor*

POV: You’re the last slice of pizza in my fridge at 3am.

I am okay (hopefully)! Doctor says heartburn but can’t 100% say it is without blood testing (which I can’t do since it would cost me a fortune). So, I got a bunch of silly meds to try to see if I get better with any of them. Sorry to worry everyone :(

Roadtrip is going well :)

And just like that, an entire chapter of my life is over and a 7-day roadtrip to D.C. commences. Goodbye Los Angeles… I’ll be honest, I’m gonna really fucking miss my friends.

Shoutout to the “Sexy Button” in my hotel room. It really tied the room together during Offkai.

I was the bartender tonight. Before -> After

I got two Bachelor degrees. One in Mechanical Engineering (w/ an aerospace concentration) and one in Materials Science and Engineering. I now work on testing satellites (deployment, life cycle, vibration, etc) to make sure they work in space :)

This is what addiction looks like

I'm tired boss... #TheLastResort

I like sending cute messages to my wife while at work <3