Verity Johnson

Do I know anyone who would like some nice wooden blocks? Free to a good home but would need collecting. They are stained ‘medium oak’ and have blue painted tops

I need something new and sexy to sink my teeth into. I’m talking Shakespeare, opera, dance, tv, film, immersive. If you need a designer for anything holla at me!

If you’re interested in watching me DM a group of girls, gays and theys as they play #dungeonsanddragons every Sunday, pop over and follow my nerd account @AwfullyQueer 🤓 It’s going to be chaotic stupid

If you're even vaguely interested in my streaming content please pop over to my other account and give it a follow for announcements and updates. I appreciate any and all support! @AwfullyQueer

Trying to be my own hype girl as I need to get back in the action! Look at the cool stuff I do...

This is Lipton my nephew. He is a very good boy and one of his ears sticks up

If you’re going to cast a straight as the emcee you could at least give it to Noah Reid! He’s already done the audition

Me and the Mrs own a t-shirt that says Carrie Fisher in big gold letters on it and if one of us is feeling a bit sad we put it on and the other will know it’s a Carrie day and we need extra love and support

I’m not even sure what to say about this. Someone come up with a joke for me. I can’t

I’m not judging

Very much this

Thought I’d see what I should retrain as. I’m about to make a model box for the Paris opera and your website doesn’t work. Tell me I’m unskilled Rishi.

Paris Geller having a breakdown in the bathroom is the energy of my entire existence

‘My daughter can’t be gay, she’s obsessed with boys!‘ The boys:

This is a hate crime