Making funny ragdoll games. Static types: Yes.
Avalon
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Valmire retweeted
Software around me is not improving nor is it expanding.
If AI drastically lower the cost of software… then we have a mystery, don’t we?
The answer is that building the software was never the difficult part in these cases. Our organizations have been optimized for process, meetings, and risk avoidance instead of shipping working systems. It is institutional decay: layers of people whose main job is to prevent other people from doing the work.
Valmire retweeted
She's on PIP ahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Hahahhahahahahahah fucken hell
theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
Valmire retweeted
You should IPO in the Netherlands! Sure, the taxes are higher, but the regulations are also stricter. You'll need to fulfill diversity quotas but you also submit 50,000 pages a year of environmental impact studies. There's less capital here but also you pay $5b/yr in fines.
Valmire retweeted
I’ve heard progressivism described as sitting in a long traffic line, getting a green light and letting someone from a side street merge in front of you. Yes you’ve done good by the guy you’re looking at, but you didn’t even think about the guys waiting in line behind you.
Valmire retweeted
I told Claude I wanted the combat and wounding system to be more viceral so Claude spent the day in his "kill room" and has been sending me cursed screenshots like this while I've been at work.
Valmire retweeted
Delete Granola bro. We're switching to Strawberry. Did you sign up for Pistachio yet? I sent you an invite to our Gingerbread team. Check your inbox on Syrup. You need to make an Iced Vanilla Latte account to access Almond Croissant. Hold on, lemme add you to Chicken Tikka Masala
Valmire retweeted
All this time gdpr was just for crushing small business. Who would have thought
Valmire retweeted
Day at Microsoft, instagram is full of this.
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs.
1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer".
2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office.
3. Layoff them
Valmire retweeted
Dudes will be like, I could vibe code steam in a week and then not vibe code steam
It's really sad that the games industry is drained by a 30% tax on gross revenue.
You could vibe code a Steam alternative in a week. Cloudflare egress is basically free.
The industry is in desperate need of a distribution platform that allows developers to keep their revenue.
Networks effects and the fanatic obsession with "muh Steam library" will make this very difficul.
But if devs could actually keep their earnings, we'd have a greater selection of better games and far more financial success stories.
Valmire retweeted
❌ Local gym keep your name and phone number
✅ Giant companies train AI on all your personal data
Did I get it right? What's the point of GDPR again?
