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Joe Thomas

@VampStanTechMan

Database Admin and Technologist for @VampireStan, King, The Kingdom of Texas TB RP

 Dallas, Texas
Joined May 2009
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Database back-up complete
Server cloud is active
Server patch applied
Have a Twerky Xmas! dld.bz/ddvbn
Back up is complete, all servers virtualized
45 hack attempts and 5 DNS attacks repelled in the last 6 hours
Server virtualization complete
We're still around. Look for quality not quantity. tl.gd/n_1sqbkq7
Server status check, all systems optimal
DDoS Attack repelled
Root Kit incursion detected and destroyed
Firewall check, all filters are up to date
Server back up is complete
Server room temp is 55F
Have a very Disco Xmas! jibjab.com/view/CmWIeNZdQ5iE…
Memory dump complete
5 DNS attacks and 45 hack attempts repelled in the last 6 hours
Linux update installed
Brute force hack repelled
Database back-up complete
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