me and my roommate don dey soak garri since morning, I say make I go behind e back go find better food chop.
As I reach restaurant I jam am for there dey tear chicken
#RunFromOreAgbako
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Nigeria Happened To One Of Abujaβs Best Auto Mechanics, Known For Fixing Luxury Cars And Working On Nollywood Movie Productions. After a One-Way-Riding Motorcyclist Hit Him, He Was Rushed To The Hospital, But Doctors Were On Strike. Days Later, He Underwent Surgery Without An MRI Scan Because The Hospital Had No Working MRI Machine. Nigeria Failed Him When He Needed The System Most.π
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I had a job interview. On my way to the company, this woman wanted to fight me for the keke. I treated her with respect and let her in.
I got to the venue and she wasnβt the CEO. π
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For 1,500 years people tried to turn cheap metal into gold. Isaac Newton wrote over a million words on it.
A startup in San Francisco says it just did it.
But gold isnβt even the point.
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Na Python bite wey de give Raphinha sleepless nights this egbon do with tight jeans?? πππ
Zen universe is one of the ug artists whose experimental sounds makes sense on first listen, most others would have to grow on you
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Korty: So, this is your first time driving the car?
Asake: Yes! α»lα»Μrun mi Γ² ti drive αΊΉ rΓ
Korty: When did you buy it?
Asake: Like a month ago.
Korty: How many cars do you have?
Asake: Right now? In Lagos, I have five.
Korty: You donβt even live in Lagos!
Asake: βMr Money Now!β ππ
Na once water comot for my eyes! ππ₯ΆπΈ


























