Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.
Conceptual Space
Joined September 2020
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(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
we finally made it
all of us
welcome to immortality
or whatever mew make of
release
:3 💙
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
y'all we need another round of applause for @BlaseAgentO for being one of the most dedicated spies and a leading comprehensive voice in daily blaseball recap
unparalleled dedication and leadership
agent o you are an absolute pillar of the community so this bang bang is for you
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
Genuinely what the f███. There was only one bad move and you somehow found it. Every single other move would have improved your position.
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
for the record, i didn't want this to happen i voted for relegation
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
“Just. Don’t beat yourself up about things you can’t control. Okay?”
I sighed, or at least, the closest equivalent to what an incorporeal abstract entity could.
“...Thank you.”
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
“...I don’t see your point.” I replied impassively, trying to hide my jealousy at her ability to consume a beverage.
“I just want you to realize... Sometimes, things just are, and that’s ok. You’re always trying to solve everything”
“I mean I’m—“ She cut me off.
“I know.”
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
((Thread. Content warning: discussion of death))
I had a conversation with Death recently. The other Concepts and I frequently talk.
Out of nowhere, she asked me, “Why do you think things die?”
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
are mew a chess girlie or a checkers girlie
40%chess
13%checkers
47%Guilty Gear Strive
15 votes • Final results (Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
Hogwarts Legacy does not deserve to be reviewed on its own merits.
bit.ly/3x4lX6R
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
can i just say that admitting you weren't ready for primetime & publicly rolling it all back to take the time to get it right takes a lot of guts & @thegameband has my respect & i for one am still excited for blaseball & we are still all love @blaseball doin' a great job commish
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
An update from the Front Office:
In short, Blaseball is going back on siesta for more development.
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
spies extremely inestimable which means our counter intelligence operations are working bang bang all according to plan
(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
houstonspies.cyou/debriefs/c…
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