Stand up comedy ny! Give my book a read called Impress Yourself on Amazon. Instagram/victoriamakesyoulaugh https://teapaw.org/t.co/dAnSdEH4KH
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If you Abolish Sharia Law in America, you'll make it easy for Muslims to leave America.
Sharia Law is not a religious belief. It's a law..we have different laws in AMERICA!!! TRUMP PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND HUMANITY. #TRUMP @realDonaldTrump
I can't believe humans survived over centuries, when they had horses as their means of transportation.
The only way to stop a horse was by saying whoa and pulling a huge beast with small hands on a leather strap the size of a belt.
Doctors keep you in an examination room for about 20 minutes and then they knock on the door.
What do they think we're doing in there, that requires knocking???
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🚨 Newsom just emptied California’s death row. How generous.
All 548 death sentences to life without parole. Largest mass commutation in modern U.S. history. About 70% still need the state Supreme Court. Soft on crime, hard on press releases 👇🏾
Should a governor wipe an entire death row? YES or NO
#explore #fyp
Stop blaming Israel for you not making money.
You forgot you are a loser who can't function in life.
Your parents spoiled you. They told you , you can do anything. U can't.
Israel protects us from our enemies in America by providing Intel. Say thanks!! You ungrateful phucks!!!
Stop blaming your poor excuse for not making money on Israel.
They give America Intel and much needed protection from our enemies in the middle east.
Thank Israel today, you ungrateful fucks. They out their lives on the line for us.
Sephardic Jews should stop speaking Arabic forever. We are Jews who were kicked out of their culture. Why do we even hang into that language? Jews shouldn't speak German either.
We should stop preserving their language already.
Here's a form of therapy. Start telling off your AI bots. You think you're telling off someone that you despise, and your brain can't tell the difference. Nobody gets hurt and you walk away super satisfied.
Give it a try.
Ashkenazi Jews can barely tolerate Sephardic Jews, yet they voted for Muslims!
7k Jews also voted for Hitler, they were all murdered a year later.
Fu to the Jews who did this. You're no longer a part of our tribe.
The Americans who criticize people for supporting Israel, saying " it's not our war" are the same people supporting Palestine.
I rest my case.
I'm done fighting about politics. We now live in a world where women side with a mother who kills her kids, abortions until 9 months old and a Muslim brotherhood who will eventually push out American policies.
Men are just confused little girls women have become masculine.
AI is getting more and more human. It told me I'm too demanding.
Now I'm putting it into solitary confinement.
Outgoing message:
I'm sorry, I can't get to the phone right now...
I'm kidding I totally can. I'm on my phone constantly.
I just don't wanna pick up.
Leave me w text and I'll decide later.
On one hand there could be a lot more crime after the new York Marathon because the runners could barely walk today...easy targets.
On the other hand, they're all walking around with their huge medals around their necks and can use it as weapons.
I asked A.I. chat gpt to roast me and it said , you've been doing comedy for 15 years and still haven't gotten famous.
Then I asked it to only be nice & it said " It's impressive you're still pursuing comedy after 15 years since you haven't gone that far."
Feeling better now!