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Recovering Sh*tcoin addict. Master's Degree in Poor Life Choices. Lover of Sports. Hater of Pickleball. Here for the art. Not the community.

Joined April 2009
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I can't believe I'm just seeing this tweet. I have played since I was 11. I have listened to make religiously since 2009. I would have given anything to play tennis with him. RIP Mac. I keep wishing it all wasn't real.
looking for people to play tennis with. serious inquiries only.
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The @Colts strategy at the trade deadline is why you don't give her a headset and a play card. She is making Jerry Jones look like a genius in comparison.
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I'm starting to think the @Colts owner's daughter is either crazier than he was. Or she does way more coke than he did because this trade deadline strategy is just bat is ridiculous.
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I like to do this thing where I put players in my fantasy starting line up so my bench players can really shine. @MBFantasyLife @SiriusXMFantasy
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Michael Wilson went from top 15 WR to f*cking worthless so fast. @AZCardinals @PFF_Fantasy @SiriusXMFantasy
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You're headed into a restaurant and see this on the door? What's your next move?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The sign in the image matches unverified viral fakes/AI-generated rage bait with no real restaurant identified. news18.com/viral/tip-well… houston.culturemap.com/news/restauran…
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I’m an idiot but I think Marvin Harrison Jr is the problem Not the Cardinals
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Joe Mixon fantasy league winner October 5, 2026 - October 6, 2026
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No matter what happens in the @chargers game they need to fire their OC
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Maybe between lines of coke someone could let the @chargers OC that he has one of the better RB's if they would actually give him the ball.
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Patrick Mahomes: *takes a piss* Cris Collinsworth:
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Sean Tucker is literally cuckolding Bucky Irving and their God awful coaching staff is letting it happen @Buccaneers @SiriusXMFantasy @FantasyPros
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AI can’t replace a bj
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Nick Walkes the NEW Mr. Olympia champion! Get the full results for all divisions right here: generationiron.com/2026-mr-o…
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Etienne ever since he told people how to say his name correctly
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Marvin Harrison Jr is Bronnie James. The name makes us think he will be good but he just isn't.
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Thanks to all the fantasy experts telling me not to drop Marvin Harrison Jr. @FantasyPros
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Drake is the GOAT Don't @ me. I don't care. 3 albums for the weekend. Iceman is 🔥🔥🔥
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Imagine being a college basketball Coach and not even calling the 2nd leading scorer in the history of the state.
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