Nothing like waking up, thinking it lost while I was sleeping, to then sweat it out watching the final half of the Columbia v Ghana game 🫡
“Help me Step-Bro, I’m stuck in my partners PC” 😂
How long do you think it’ll take her to notice? 👉🏼👈🏼
> Me at the voting booth..
Him: What’s your last name please?
Me: Norris
Him: Like Chuck Norris?
Me: Yes 😂
Him: Sorry, you probably get Chuck Norris jokes all the time 🙂↔️
Me:
> Me who knows nothing about #AFL
> Also me who is 122nd in the @sportsbetcomau tipping competition
Still a long way to go, but let’s see what we can do 👉🏼👈🏼
When you lose 2k because it tied in the final quarter, and all you needed was the Rockets to secure ONE MORE POINT 😭
I won $75 on the Lotto today…
Me: I’m about to become a millionaire
Also me: Buys a pizza and a Lotto ticket for next week 😂
Lego collection is building 💙
- Senna F1
- BMW Hyper Car + BMW M4 GT3
- Merc F1 + Safety Car
- Lambo V12 Gran Turismo version
Massive thank you to everyone who has supported not only the Stream this year, but also our August Charity Month where we raised $1,600 for LifeLine, bringing our total to just over $9,000 💜 I’ll try to be around more in 2025 🥹 Thank you again for the support!
#twitchrecap
I shaved for the first time in a few months and now I feel naked.. and afraid. Can you glue a beard back on? Asking for a friend 😂
Uh, I think I have a problem here.. that literally works out to be 189 days worth of minutes 😂 #SpotifyWrapped
4 Years. 48 Months. 1460 Days.
It’s still hard to believe it’s been that long, feels like it was only last year. Hope you’re kicking back and enjoying a bundy up there, Dad 🕊️
> Chefs fuck up people’s orders
> I get free food
> Life is good
Also! Low-key, a parmy with nacho topping is now a new favourite 🤤
Talking about gambling responsibly. One of the lads I work with showed me his bets for the day, he got the First 4 + the Trifecta. Bloke won over 1mil 😂
Remember kids. Even though it’s #MelbourneCup2024 Day, gamble responsibly 🤌🏼



















