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We need to settle something. 😭
Some people leave the crust on their pizza.
Others PEEL the crispy skin off fried chicken. Which behaviour needs to be investigated FIRST?! 💀🍕🍗
78%Leaving the pizza crust
22%Peeling the chicken skin
9 votes • 7 hoursYoh, Mzansi has some STRONG opinions about what belongs on the plate. 😭🍕🍗
The voucher part? Less controversial. 👀
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Good pizza turns a quick stop into a long lunch 🍕
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Whoever invented “let me put this money somewhere safe” owes us an apology. 😭😭
It's MONDAY and that R100 from Friday is now a MISSING PERSON. Which hiding place has betrayed you the most?! 😭💸
38%Back of the phone cover
25%Jeans in the washing 😭
0%That ONE handbag 👜
38%The mystery drawer 💀
8 votes • Final resultsNot us opening a whole investigation over money we hid from OURSELVES. 😭💀
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Payday Friday and “let's just grab something to eat” has somehow turned into a FOUR-STOP road trip. 😭🚗
Bafethu, the first food bag isn't even cold! Which sentence from the passenger seat is the FINAL straw? 💀
20%We need dessert too 🍩
40%Coffee quick-quick? ☕
0%Food for later? 🍗
40%Actually, turn around 💀
5 votes • Final resultsOne food run and suddenly we're touring the whole of Mzansi. 😭🚗🍗🍩 At least the cravings have options!
With #VodaPayClub for R49 pm, you can explore selected food vouchers with up to 50% more value on #VodaPay. Check the offers before your next stop. 👀🔥
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#VodaPayYourDay with more value in your pocket for the food runs you were already planning 🍔 🍟 Join #VodaPay Club for just R49 pm and make your next stop count 👉🏽 spkl.io/60107kEAa Ts and Cs apply.
Owning a bakkie in South Africa means you can NEVER receive a normal “Hey, how are you?” text. 😭🛻
“Bafethu, u busy ngoSaturday?” is a THREAT. 💀
Which moving day promise is the BIGGEST lie?
50%Just ONE trip 🤥
38%Only a few boxes 📦
0%The couch WILL fit 😭
12%Done before lunch 💀
8 votes • Final results“Just ONE trip” and next thing there's a fridge, a wardrobe and 17 boxes waiting outside. 😭🛻
But bafethu, before the moving-day plans, there's the home-loan decision. 🏡
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It's time to make ikhaya lamaphupho akho a reality 🏡
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Your next chapter starts with one simple application, and after registration you could get R5000 in rewards.
Apply online or on the #VodaPay App 👉🏽 spkl.io/60147X2C4. Ts and Cs apply.
“While I'm here…”
BAFETHU, these are the three most dangerous words at a South African shop. 😭 😭 Suddenly you remember your ENTIRE household's to-do list at the till. 💀
Which last-minute add-on are you guilty of?
14%Airtime for Ma 📱
14%Electricity units 💡
57%Data, hle! 😭
14%And a cold drink 🥤
7 votes • Final resultsGet the VodaPay Max Card Machine for R1299 once-off, accept cards and digital payments, and earn up to 100% cashback when you trade actively for over 3 consecutive months with monthly transactions of R15 000 or more.
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Some of you have never received a “Dear parents, gentle reminder…” at 16:53 on a FRIDAY and it shows. 😭😭
BAFETHU, what is gentle about any of this?! 💀📚
Which one is the biggest offence?
0%Cardboard by Monday 📦
60%R50 due TODAY 💸
40%Theme day on Monday 😭
0%Bring an empty 2L 🧃
10 votes • Final resultsSchool WhatsApp groups need to explain what they mean by “gentle reminder”. 😭📚
A whole weekend assignment hiding behind TWO words. Hawu!
For unexpected essential expenses before payday, qualifying customers can explore a Cash Advance of up to R500 on the #VodaPay App.
Funds go into your VodaPay Wallet once approved. Check the repayment terms before applying.
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I-payday iyeza, but life doesn’t always wait 💸
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That “For Sale” sign could be one step closer to saying “Sold” for you. 🏡🔑
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With one simple application you could compare offers from multiple banks, helping you find an option that works for you.
Plus you could get up to R5000 cash back if your bond is successfully registered.
Start your home loan journey on the #VodaPay App today 👉🏽 spkl.io/60107nvYG Ts and Cs apply.