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Human being. Saiyan pride. Writer for @Wood_Rocket 🚀 (Golden GILFS, Friends With Benefits, The Dopest Place) https://teapaw.org/t.co/uFL9C81AM0

Las Vegas
Joined February 2009
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Showing off the sparkle on our glittery Nug enamel pin ✨
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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i can feel the millennial optimism slowly reentering my body
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It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us. #ElectionDay
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Wishing a very happy Halloween to all who celebrate! Have a fun and safe evening 🎃
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Brilliant Simpsons themed Halloween house! From Daniel Alan Smith
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Wheel him out quietly. It’s best the children don’t see him.
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Las Vegas gas costs $1.52 more a gallon than it did a year ago. Nevada now has the 4th highest gas prices in the US, trailing Washington by $0.01 a gallon. In possibly even worse news, Crazy Horse 3 is still closed.
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36 years ago today. The first Simpsons Treehouse of Horror aired
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First date: we fuck raw Second date: kisses on the mouth Third date: I explain how important final fantasy 7 has been to me
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Save a horse (ride a cowboy) 🤠
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To steal from one of my readers. Zelda and GTA are not ‘the barbenheimer of games’. They’re the Ocarina of Crime.
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Call me woke, but I believe the press secretary should at least be able to read.
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Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize
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33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
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Jesus Christ I love when a filmmaker is allowed to cook.
Zach Cregger says first person shooter scenes in ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ are created by camera rigs on guns & sometimes Austin Abrams' head. “We mount it to a machine gun & shotgun… you have to mount it rigidly to the gun to get that first person ratio… If the barrell's too high in the frame or slightly not aiming dead center it feels dead wrong.” (Source: @imPatrickT)
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New cat species discovered in over 100 years Scientists have identified Leopardus tilcayo, a tiny wild cat found in Bolivia’s Yungas forests. The discovery began with a wildlife sanctuary reporting a “weird cat” and was later confirmed through genetic research
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We’ve reached peak “every day will be pizza day in the cafeteria if I’m elected class president.”
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Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight This is an exceptional movie. Billy Zane and William Sadler at their finest.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme’s dance scene in Kickboxer was almost cut; producers worried it made him look silly. But Van Damme, trained in classical ballet, fought to keep it, saying it made his character feel more human. And honestly, that splits-wiggle combo alone justified it.
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